Will & Grace

Season 3 Episode 12

Swimming Pools... Movie Stars

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 11, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jack: (To Karen) The auction's about to end, and you get to see me squash Dr. Dangerous like a wormy apple. (Jack pulls out his online beeper) Take that! (Jack's beeper beeps.) What? Damn it. (Jack presses a button on his beeper, when another beeper beeps)
      Girl: What? Damn it!
      (Jack slowly stands up. A young girl across the aisle stands up. They look each other up and down.)
      Jack: Dr. Dangerous?
      Girl: Hotsy-totsy?
      Jack: We're taking this outside.
      (They exit)
      Time elapse
      (Jack returns...his shirt is ripped and he has a black eye.)
      Jack: (Yelling off-screen) Yeah?! I don't want those stupid sneakers anyway!