Will & Grace

Season 7 Episode 17

The Birds & The Bees

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 17, 2005 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jack: Hey! You're not the uncommon Hot Gay Nerd! You're the more common Hot Gay Opportunist!

    • Jack: (after Aaron describes what the male warbling bird looks like) What does the female look like?
      Aaron: Who cares?

    • Karen: You've been out here so long you must be freezing. Here, I brought you some soup.
      Jack: Karen, this is gin.
      Karen: There's noodles in it.

    • Grace: I've never had a Peeping Tom. All I've ever had is some guy in college yelling, 'Pull down the blinds, boy!'

    • Jack: (to Will) Can't stay for lunch. I'm just gonna grab some money out of your wallet so I can grab a sandwich and a new sweater later.

    • Jack: Karen! I can't believe you killed it. How could you give a bird alcohol?
      Karen: Well it was a lot harder than you think. At first I tried to pin it down with an ashtray and pry open its beak with a pair of ice tongs, but ultimately I just dunked it head-first into my glass.
      Jack: All right. Well clearly nobody's at fault here.

    • Jack: (Quietly) Do you know what we have here? The rarest of all gay subspecies: The Hot Gay Nerd!

    • Rosario: Whenever I get together with my friends and talk about who works for the craziest bitch, I always win.

    • Will: That was some kiss, I emptied the dishwasher during it.
      Grace: Oh my God! What is wrong with me? Why do I always do that?
      Will: What, act like a giant whore?

  • Notes

  • Allusions