Will & Grace

Season 7 Episode 20

The Blonde Leading The Blind

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Aired Monday 9:30 PM Apr 21, 2005 on NBC

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  • Trivia

    • Goof: When Will is having his first session with his therapist, Sharon Stone has her legs crossed. But from scene to scene the way they are crossed - left over right/right over left - changes several times, though she doesn't appear to move at all.

  • Quotes

    • Karen: I just had the most horrible experience. This..dwarf tried to steal my purse. Fortunately, I was able to wrestle him to the ground and get it back.
      (Karen hands it to Jack.)
      Jack: Karen, this isn't your purse, it's a Dora the Explorer lunchbox!
      (hands box to Will)
      Will: You just mugged a little girl...a hungry, frightened little girl.
      Karen: Are you saying I don't know a dwarf mugger in a plaid skirt and braids when she skips past me?
      Jack: I don't know Karen, this is strikingly similar to last week when you thought that woman stole your fur and you came home with a seeing eye dog around your neck.
      Karen: Yeah and that fur crapped all over my carpet too!
      Jack: Well, just in case we need to go back to the school and make sure nobody's missing a lunchbox.
      (They all turn to Grace and see that she is eating the sandwich that was in the lunchbox)
      Grace: What? It's egg salad. What kid wants that?

    • (outside his therapist's office)
      Will: It's only 50 minutes and I'll be right out here doing my homework.
      Grace: Ugh, there's homework? (pause) Eh, I'll just copy yours.

    • Will: It's just that--I'm a partner now and I should have a better stapler. I'm still using the same old Swingline that got me through law school. Now Gary, who isn't even a partner, has this new silver one that doesn't...
      Keller: Knock it off, Will. The stapler is your penis and you're worried that Gary's is bigger.

    • Grace: This is so unfair! The book is my thing! I had it first.
      Will: Yeah, well, she was my therapist first.
      Grace: You didn't even read her last book.
      Will: Well, I'll read this one. 'Cause I'm in it.
      Grace: Well, if you're gonna be in it, I don't wanna be in it.
      Will: Good, don't be in it.
      Grace: You don't be in it! She's obviously more interested in me.
      Will: Oh, really? Do you fake mental illness?
      Grace: I don't have to! This crazy is all real!!!

    • Jack: Well, you know how I assert my individuality by wearing a gently satirical button every day?
      Karen: Oh, of course! Who could forget your "God is coming and she is pissed" button? (Laughs) God as a woman....it's funny 'cause it's blasphemous.

    • Karen: So, is this what the world looks like? Everything is so crisp and clear and beautiful. (To man in chair) Oh, except for you. And you.
      Jack: Oh, you gotta get this guy to turn around, Karen.
      Karen: (Snaps fingers to get other man's attention, he turns) Oh, yeah, honey, definitely you. Oh, seeing is a very powerful thing. You have to be very careful exactly-- (Karen looks in the mirror) AAH! Oh, my God! I'm a monster! Damn you, Doctor! (Takes off glasses) Damn you and your evil, futuristic vision glasses!
      Doctor: You know they've had glasses since the 16th century.
      Jack: Yeah, um, she didn't like wearing them then either.

    • Karen: Ohh, I just had the most horrible experience. This dwarf tried to steal my purse. Fortunately I was able to, wrestle it to the ground, and get it back.
      Jack: This isn't your purse, it's a Dora The Explorer" lunchbox! (Hands box to Will)
      Will: You just mugged a little girl. A hungry, frightened little girl.
      Karen: Are you saying I don't know a dwarf mugger in a plaid skirt and braids when she skips past me?
      Jack: I don't know Karen. This is strikingly similar to last week when you thought that woman stole your fur and you came home with a seeing-eye dog around your neck.

  • Notes

    • Advertisements of Stone's appearance said that this episode was originally supposed to air on April 14th, but for some reason it was pushed back a week.

  • Allusions

    • Karen: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle?

      This quote is often attributed to Gloria Steinem, but it was actually coined by Australian educator Irina Dunn. She paraphrased a philosopher who said, 'Man needs God like fish needs a bicycle.'

    • Karen: You know, when I saw myself in that mirror today, all I could think was, I should be wearing a boa and Wayland Flowers should have his hand up my ass
      A funny reference to puppeteer Wayland Flowers and his puppet Madame.

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