Karen: Ohh, I just had the most horrible experience. This dwarf tried to steal my purse. Fortunately I was able to, wrestle it to the ground, and get it back.
Jack: This isn't your purse, it's a Dora The Explorer" lunchbox! (Hands box to Will)
Will: You just mugged a little girl. A hungry, frightened little girl.
Karen: Are you saying I don't know a dwarf mugger in a plaid skirt and braids when she skips past me?
Jack: I don't know Karen. This is strikingly similar to last week when you thought that woman stole your fur and you came home with a seeing-eye dog around your neck.