Karen: I just had the most horrible experience. This..dwarf tried to steal my purse. Fortunately, I was able to wrestle him to the ground and get it back.
(Karen hands it to Jack.)
Jack: Karen, this isn't your purse, it's a Dora the Explorer lunchbox!
(hands box to Will)
Will: You just mugged a little girl...a hungry, frightened little girl.
Karen: Are you saying I don't know a dwarf mugger in a plaid skirt and braids when she skips past me?
Jack: I don't know Karen, this is strikingly similar to last week when you thought that woman stole your fur and you came home with a seeing eye dog around your neck.
Karen: Yeah and that fur crapped all over my carpet too!
Jack: Well, just in case we need to go back to the school and make sure nobody's missing a lunchbox.
(They all turn to Grace and see that she is eating the sandwich that was in the lunchbox)
Grace: What? It's egg salad. What kid wants that?
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