Will & Grace

Season 1 Episode 1

The Pilot (Love & Marriage)

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 21, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Harlin: You're my lawyer. You tell me. What have I got to do to buy this company?
      Will: Well, first you've got to get something called a Hart-Scott-Rodino antitrust clearance and then we can negotiate standstills and lockups. Naturally, that's after we do due diligence.
      Harlin: What the hell is doo-doo diligence?
      Will: No, Harlin, after we do due diligence.
      Harlin: Doesn't matter how slow you say it, Will. It's still doo-doo, isn't it? I just want to know what it means.
      Will: It's just crap that lawyers deal with. Harlin, I'll handle it. I've been representing your corporation for 5 years now, remember?
      Harlin: I know, but my wife's been bugging me about the business lately. She wants me to be a little more hands-on.
      Will: You sure she's talking about the business?
      Harlin (laughs): Yeah, she's talking about the business. But I trust you, Will, so you do that doo-doo...that you do so well.

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