Will(about the puppy): It's just that you shamed him.
Grace: Will, you can't shame dogs. They're not defendants on Judge Judy.
Will: You pointed at him with the little witchy-poo finger, you know, and you yelled at him in front of his friends.
Grace: His friends?
Will: Whatever. The point is you're just-- you gotta relax, and give him a chance to be who he is. You know-- these are important years. He's gotta develop a sense of himself.
Grace: Will, I'm not your mother. And I promise, if he's gay, I won't stand in his way.