Will & Grace Season 2 Episode 21

Grace: This is so unfair. Why do we always have to have breakfast at your house? I have a house.
Will: Yes, but you have no food there, nothing to eat with or on there, and it smells like bologna and wet cat there.
Grace: Since I'm already here.
Will: Mmmm. Cereal?
Grace: Generic bran flakes? How geriatric.

Later
Sharon: Why do we always have to have dinner at your house? You know I have a house right next door.
Professor Dudley: You have any food over there? Do you have anything to eat with or on that isn't covered in cat hair?
Sharon: You're starting with me? Very nice. How about a little kindness, you miserably old fairy.
Professor Dudley: Will, Grace, this is Sharon Timmer. She's my best friend in the whole world.