Will & Grace

Season 3 Episode 10

Three's A Crowd, Six Is A Freak Show

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 14, 2000 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • The small, black leather cushion which is in front of a larger, two-tone grey cushion on Will's sofa moves in the scene where Will is arguing with Jack about continuing to see Paul from an upright position to a more horizontal position.

  • Quotes

    • Will: Can we just agree that neither of us gets to date Paul?
      Jack: But I love him.
      Will: No, you don't.
      Jack: Maybe I'm just in love with love.
      Will: Maybe you're just an idiot.

    • Mark: Are you kidding me? You want me to feel sorry for you?
      Grace: No, I want you to put your sock back on.
      Mark: Ok, fine. (Mark picks up something off the floor) Oh, and, by the way, here's your freckle. I almost tripped over it on my way to the elevator. Good night.
      Grace: Oh, yay. I can wear lipstick again.

    • Salesman: This video game makes a nice birthday gift. Do you think your stepson would like that?
      Karen: I don't know, honey. Can he eat it or rub up against it?
      Salesman: Let's come at this a different way. What are his interests?
      Karen: Ham.

    • Karen: Fat people are so insensitive.

    • Jack: Grace, I came by to return your electric toothbrush.
      Grace: You used my toothbrush?
      Jack: Relax, I didn't use it on my teeth.

    • Jack: I got a hot date tonight. Told him I was an ombudsman. I only have 12 hours to figure out what the hell that is.

    • Jack: Don't shake your head at me! I called dibs on him at that party!
      Will: Jack, how am I supposed to keep track? You call dibs on every guy you see. Last week you called dibs on Kevin Bacon.
      Jack: Le Bacon and I had a moment.
      Will: Some say "moment." Some say "security incident."
      Jack: Anyway, Paul is into me.
      Will: Oh, please! He is so much more into me. We had an eight-hour date, which I know is hard for you to understand, seeing as you have eight dates an hour.

    • Grace: On the Discovery Channel, they found a tumor in this guy, and it had mini-teeth and mini-hair. And when they poked it, the tumor went "Ow."
      Will: It did not say, "Ow."
      Grace: Well, if it'd had mini-lips, it would've. It moved. That thing had emotions. It had emotions, Will.

    • Karen: Grace, I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as you think it is. It's probably nothing, a little dot. Come on. Show mama.
      (Grace moves her hand away and shows Karen the huge sore on her lip. Karen jumps back and falls into the arms of an enormous stuffed bunny.)
      Karen: Aah! Whoa! Oh! Oh, my God! Oh!
      Grace: Shh! Shhhhh! Karen, will you calm down?
      Karen: How do you expect me to calm down when I can see its heart beating right in front of me?!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Jack: You know, it just doesn't make any sense, Will. It's none-sense.
      A funny line pertaining to the musical Nunsense.

    • Will: Very logical, Mr. Spock. Date well and prosper.
      A quick and funny reference to Star Trek.