Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Thursday 9:30 PM Apr 19, 1990 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Brian : Excuse me, excuse me, hi. I'm looking for the owner of Aeromass Airlines, I've gotta shake his hand.
      Roy : That'd be me. Roy Biggins.
      Brian : Hi.
      Roy : And you are?
      Brian : Call me Brian.
      Roy : Brian.
      Brian : I just came off one of your flights and sir you are a genius.
      Roy : I am?
      Brian : Oh you bet you are. I mean I've heard of some creative cost cutting measures before but getting rid of the life jackets, it's inspired. Sure tell them they're under the seats but nobody ever checks so why have 'em.
      Roy : They are so under the seats.
      Brian : Oh sure they are, sure they are. Oh and getting a pilot fresh out of flight school must have saved you some serious coin, huh? Nice kid too, had a couple of drinks with him before the flight. It's too bad about that eye operation though but it's like he said, how often do you have to look left anyway.