W.I.T.C.H. Season 1 Episode 14

Irma: Itsy Bitsy's still a little too close for comfort!

Hay Lin (after Cornelia has buried giant spider): Good work. But with six legs, he won't stay put.
Taranee: Well, eight, actually. All arachnids have eight legs, and when they use them...
Will (cutting her off): Save it for school, huh?

Taranee: This is a giant terrarium!
Cornelia: Why can't we ever be trapped someplace without dirt?
Irma: Like where, an evil mall?

Blunk: Blunk cheer up Caleb! Found tiny folding stool! (He sits on a pair of sunglasses, earpieces down like legs, and the whole thing collapses.)

Taranee (recognizes Cedric): It's the bookseller!
Cornelia: He is the beast? He was so cute!

Irma: You told your parents I'm your what?
Martin: Oh, sorry, Girlfriend isn't correct these days. Significant Other or Main Squeeze, those'll do, too.
Will (to Irma's parents): Hi! I need your daughter. Urgent Parents' Night business!
Martin: Modern women. Very work-orientated.

Knickerbocker: Local merchants have once again donated generously to our Parents' Day festivities. We got this darling assortment of paper cups from Cup City...
Irma (sarcastically): 'Cause nothing says par-tay like Three Little Pigs cups.
Knickerbocker: …And these Family Tree charts donated by a local bookstore, which I want you to fill out with your parents, attaching photos of your relatives!
Cornelia: I'd rather shave my head and wear clown shoes to the prom.
Hay Lin: Wow! This is going to be...(the other girls glare at her)…only a little fun.

Will (holding up a piece of paper): You think you guys have problems? Check this out!
Cornelia (gasping): You still dot your i's with smiley faces? That is so summer of 6th Grade.
Will: I'm talking about the "C" on my math midterm! I can hide this, or shred it, or eat it or something, but on Parents' Night when my mom talks to Mrs. Rudolph, I'm grounded.

Taranee (reading sign): Parents Night Tomorrow. Food! Art! Fun Fun Fun!
Irma (sarcastically): Yeah, parents at school, that says fun fun fun to me.
Hay Lin (genuinely): I know! I can't wait to show them my history report. And my science project, oh and the inside of my locker...
Cornelia: Mine will spend the whole night pushing back my hair and saying: "Why do you want to hide that pretty face?" Could anything be less cool?
Irma: Try your mother bringing cookies with your name on them. Her pet name from when you were a baby.
Hay Lin: Does Shmoopy Pants fit on a cookie?
Irma: Droopy Pants!
Hay Lin(laughing): Oh, that's much less humiliating!