W.I.T.C.H. Season 1 Episode 24

Blunk (swimming in moat): Blunk not like water!
Caleb: Is that why you haven't showered in ten years? I need you Blunk. You're an important part of this plan. See that metal gate? I'll raise it while you keep him busy.
Blunk: Keep busy who?
(Caleb tosses Blunk in the direction of an enormous moat creature which opens its mouth to swallow him)
Caleb (referring to moat creature): Him. Good luck, you can do it!
Blunk: This not plan! This menu!

Will: How did you do on the science test?
Cornelia: Oh, like I can think about the universe expanding or shrinking or whatever it's doing when Caleb might be in trouble!

Will: It's Matt! How do I look?
Cornelia: Boystruck.
Will: I don't want to look boystruck! I want to look casual!
Cornelia (walking away): Oh well, good luck with that.

Matt: I got you something. I hope you don't mind. It sorta reminded me of you.
(Matt gives her a box revealing a dormouse.)
Will: Oh! It's so cute! Wait – are you saying I'm cute or that I have a facial hair issue?
Matt: I have something else for you, too. Close your eyes, 'kay?
(Will closes her eyes, expecting a kiss, but Matt places a bag in her hands and she reluctantly opens her eyes again.)
Will (major disappointment): Oh! Rodent Chow. Thanks…

Will: Ooh, I forgot math tutorial, four o'clock. I'm such a total cheese brain!
Taranee: Hmm, can't argue with that.

Caleb: Were you making shadow puppets with my flashlight again?
Blunk: Blunk learn excellent birdie!

Will (about dormouse): Thanks for helping out, Irma. If I gave him back, it'd really hurt Matt's feelings.
Irma: He'll be a lot more fun to baby-sit than my little brother. Cleaner too!
Will: It shouldn't take more than a couple days to whine my mom into submission.

Blunk: Caleb call Blunk friend! Caleb like Blunk!
Caleb: Like is such a strong word.
Irma (aside): I thought he couldn't stand Blunk.
Cornelia: Must be a guy thing.

Taranee: Woo-hoo, y'all get ready for a down-home crawdad roast!

Will (bringing home Tynar, a wounded Meridian guard): Mom said no pets. She didn't say anything about seven-foot tall humanoids from the Metaworld!
Irma: How badly injured is he?
Cornelia: I have First Aid training in case of cheerleading accidents!
Irma: Corny, he was hit by a spike, not a pom-pom.

Will: Okay, let's stick this guy in the laundry.
Tynar (apprehensive): Laundry? Is that your dungeon?
Cornelia: Not unless we make you iron.

Taranee: Did my parents call?
Will: Only five times.
Taranee: What'd you tell them?
Will (holding an imaginary phone to her ear): It's okay Mrs. Cook, morpion venom's only temporary. (seriously) Kidding. I said you were sleeping over. Boy, were you sleeping over!

Caleb (about Jeek): Who's that? One of your relatives?
Blunk: Jeek greedy Passling!
Caleb: Is there any other kind?

Susan: You locked the laundry room door?
Will (babbling): I, uh, wanted to practice locking it in case we ever, you know, get a dog…and he tries to come in with muddy feet while I'm doing laundry and everything gets dirty. And hey! It worked!
Susan: A dog? Apparently you didn't get rid of the dormouse.
Will: Mom, I swear, Mr. Huggles is at Irma's house!
Susan: Okay, but that tiny animal didn't eat ten pounds of rodent chow.
(Tynar burps from his hiding place. Taranee presses her hand to her mouth to feign responsibility.)
Taranee: I ate it!
Will (to Susan): I told you to buy potato chips!

Blunk: Blunk go anywhere for Caleb!
Caleb: Cut it out, will you? You were less creepy when you were devious!

Blunk (climbing tree): Up! Up!
Caleb: Where do you think I'm going?

Hay Lin (picking up Tynar in flight): Wow, you're heavy! What have you been eating?
Taranee: Rat food.

Irma (to Elyon): I so hate to do this to you, babe.