LMAO omg PhilDiffy where the f*** have you been? Jupiter? Anyway welcome back - allow me to give you a recap: Sam told Brian she was pregnant, he had a gf, she walked off and then decided to try and give it a try. Then Jack messed up and scared Brian off, causing Sam to tell him off and Brian to sign off his paternal rights. Sam had the baby and made friends with Jack again.
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