Theresa: (to Alex) Hey, I heard everybody is ignoring you at school. I don't know whether to say I'm sorry or congratulations.
Alex: It's bad, Mom. What should I do?
Theresa: Oh... I wouldn't know; I was wildly popular in high school. But let me give it a shot. Umm. How 'bout you approach the most popular girl and ask her to get everyone to like you? Because that girl was me, and I get everyone to do whatever I said. So, that's what you gotta do. Find the "me" of your school. (gives Alex a thumbs up and leaves)
Alex: I am raising myself.