Wizards of Waverly Place

Season 2 Episode 15

Art Teacher

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Mar 01, 2009 on Disney Channel



  • Quotes

    • Dwayne: Excuse me. Do you know where I can find Max Russo?
      Alex: Look, whatever he broke, you should've gotten the extended warranty.
      Dwayne: Uh, no, no, no. No. I'm Dwayne Johnson.
      Alex: Oh, you're Dwayne Johnson. Well, the water fountain's over there, but, personally, I don't think you should fix it. It's funny when people get squirt in the eye.
      Dwayne: I'm...I'm sure it's funny, but I'm Dwayne Johnson, the actor.
      Alex: Great. I'm Alex Russo, and my hobby is is I like to poke things with a stick. But I haven't figured out how to make money with that yet so I'm in school. Actors need a second job until they make it. You're a plumber.