Goof: Justin did not know how to help Bailey when she was choking. But in the episode "Taxi Dance", he mentioned that he is CPR certified.
We learn that Theresa is aqua-phobic, meaning she's morbidly afraid of water and/or swimming. Ironically, it's also learned that she has gold medals from being on the swim team in high school.
"Bags from home, meet me here, take them there, and bring them near". "From East to West, this spell's no jest, wherever we roam, send (name) back home".
When the Russos first come out of the elevator, a hand can be seen sticking out of left side of the door way.
Goof: At the beginning of the episode, Theresa seems excited about going on the cruise. However, when she gets on the boat, she is very panicky.
The game Bailey and Alex are playing is shuffle board.
We learn that London likes fried chicken; however in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode, "Nugget of History" London seems repulsed when Maddie mentions it.
Alex: Did you know, there's a 24 hour pizza bar?
(Waves a plate with pizza on it, under her dad's nose.)
Jerry: (sniffs it) There's a pizza bar?
Theresa: Don't fall for the pizza! That's how she distracts you!!
Jerry: But pizza is the second most distracting food, right next to ice cream. (looks at Alex) Is there Ice cream?
Theresa: (to Moesby) You know, the ship's name is "Tipton" which has the word "tip" in it! Which makes me very nervous!!
Moesby: It also has the word "Ton" in it. As in the Ship weighs 87000 tons.
(Theresa looks more worried, then comforted)
Theresa: (panicked) Oh, my Gosh, how does this thing float!!?
(Harper is in marine biology class pretending to be Alex)
Harper: How long does it take to get from the Atlantic Ocean to the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
Moseby: That is an excellent question, Alex Russo.
Harper: Well, that's me.
Cody: It takes about a month of constant sailing at top speed if you go through the Panama Canal, or you can take the path Magellan did in 1522 and go around Cape Horn, but...
Harper: But he died before he got all the way home.
Cody: Knowledge is cool.
Harper: So are dead explorers.
Cody: You're an amazing student, Alex Russo.
Harper: Well, that's Alex Russo for you.
Alex: You see how much fun this cruise is? And speaking of fun, I signed you up for a really cool marine biology course.
Harper: Marine biology? That doesn't sound like fun.
Alex: What? You love marine biology. Remember that whale-watching trip?
Harper: The one when I got seasick?
Alex: That wasn't seasick, that was excited-sick.
Harper: I do throw up when I get excited.
Alex: Well, get ready to vomit, because you're going to marine biology class.
Harper: Thanks, Alex.
Alex: Oh, and one more thing, though. You're going to be Alex Russo when you go.
Harper: Well, who are you gonna be?
Alex: I'm gonna be the girl on the ship having as much fun as she can as fast as she can until she gets caught.
Max: (referring to London) That girl is really dumb! And that's coming from me!
Justin: Max, I'm in big trouble, London Tipton thinks that I'm the rich Doctor Fossil and she's on her way down to take a picture with the poor Russos.
Max: Oh no, we're poor, well I guess I can't afford these. (takes off slippers and throws them off the boat)
Moseby: Looks like I need one more for the tug of war. Anyone? Anyone?
Alex: A chance to humiliate some boys? Sure, why not?
Max: Someone get this thing off me, it keeps getting tighter! (still squeezing the thing)
(Zack grabs a pen from a person and pops it)
Max: Ooooh... thanks.
Zack: So, I hear you're randomly taking people's blood pressure. I'm Zack, I'm kinda the one on the ship who does weird and hilarious stuff.
Max: Well... good for you, cause I'm the one who does incredibly cool and serious stuff that people laugh at for no reason.
Max: Justin, look! Check it out. It's one of those arm clocks. I'm gonna go put it on people and tell them what time it is inside their bodies.
(Alex is sending Harper home)
Alex: From east to west this spell's no jest wherever we roam send Harper back home.
Alex: Oh, wait! Did I say Rome or home first? (Pauses to think about it) Eh, she'll like Rome.
Alex: (About London Tipton) And famous for doing absolutely nothing.
Justin: Aren't you kind of known for doing nothing?
Alex: You think I'm doing nothing but really, I'm planning something against you. (takes Justin's popcorn)
Jerry and Theresa: We're going on a cruise!
Justin: Actually, it's the teen cruise, family members eighteen and under.
Alex and Max: We're going on a cruise!
Original International Airdates:
Slovakia: November 20, 2012 on JOJ Plus
In the opening sequence, all the theme songs and cast are mixed together.
This aired as part of "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana"; a cross-over between Wizard's of Waverly Place, The Suite Life on Deck, and Hannah Montana.
This is the second cross over Disney Channel has done, with the first being "That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana".
Alex: Ashlee Simpson!
Ashlee Simpson is an actress and singer, probably most famous for being the younger sister of Jessica Simpson.
Alex: (trying to think of a fake name) Ashley...Olsen.
Ashley Olsen is a former child-star, most famous for her role as Michelle Tanner on Full House, along with her twin sister Mary Kate.
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