Guinea Pig #1
Justin's lucky mug is a 2006 Children In Need mug.
This is the first time one of the kids lose there powers & first time it is shown how they get them suspended.
The Transfiguration Spell. Incantation: "This (object or person) is now a not, a (object or person) should fill it's slot".
Used By: Alex: Alex uses this spell in wizard class to turn a guinea pig into a dove, but she wasn't focusing turns it into a brick instead. When Jerry and Theresa almost see her report card, Alex uses the spell again to turn Jerry and Theresa into guinea pigs in order to keep them from seeing it. Justin: Justin performs the spell in wizard class perfectly. He later uses it to turn Jerry and Theresa back to into humans.
The Ability Removal Spell. Incantation: "You have not acted with any responsibility, say goodbye to your magical abilities!"
Headmaster Crumbs: After Alex loses the "guinea pigs" (which are really Theresa and Jerry), Headmaster Crumbs is furious and uses this spell to take away Alex's powers until she proves herself responsible enough to wield them again.
First time we get to see Max's room.
Report Card: (flying out of the microwave) Oh, I love it in there! It smells like popcorn!
Alex: Why don't you hush? I thought I threw you away.
Report Card: You can't throw me away. I need a parent to sign me, and preferably, with a nice soft-tip pen.
Max: This guinea pig is now a not, a dove with wings should fill with snot!
(a dove appears, but the dove sneezes)
Max: I said "snot" didn't I?
Max: We'll go over to the pet store. They always give me a treat there.
Justin: Those are dog biscuits!
Max: I know. What do you think my teeth so white and my hair so shiny?
Justin: Oh Alex, you are so transparent. You know I am better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And you take none of this magic seriously.
Alex: I can't take you seriously! You use big words like 'transparent'. What are you, British?
Professor Crumbs: (walking in) No, but I am.
Professor Crumbs: (in Max's room) Mr. and Mrs. Russo, I am here... (looks down) What am I standing in?
Max: It's marshmallow surprise. (whispers) The surprise is asparagus.
Alex (to Justin): Thanks for sticking up for me.
Justin: Yeah, Professor Crumbs really bought story I laid on to him about you making me a better wizard.
Alex: Yeah, I really hate you.
Justin: I hate you too.
(Alex and Justin turn away, turn around and hug eachother)
Jerry: Alex, you are in so much trouble!
Alex: Okay, but before you say anything, Professor Crumbs is coming over to discuss my horrible report card!
(Professor Crumbs pops up)
Alex: (to Professor Crumbs) Were you eavesdropping?
Report Card: (as Alex is about to throw it away) No, no, no, no! I've got children to laminate!
Alex: (Jerry and Theresa almost see Alex's report card and Alex them into guinea pigs) What did I just do? I panicked! I had to by myself more time.
Report Card: To do what?
Alex: To panic!
Alex: Max, what are you doing with Mom's black dress?
Max: It's a Darth Vader cape. You people have no imagination!
Max: (inside the giant hamster ball) This so totally worth my allowance. I'm going to use this thing forever.
(Tries to walk as the race begins, but crashes into a bunch of tables in the Sub Station and falls over)
Max: I hate this thing!
Alex: Mom and Dad aren't really away for the weekend. I turned them into guinea pigs to keep them from seeing my report card.
Justin: So the guinea pigs in the cage were actually Mom and Dad?...
Alex: Yeah, these guinea pigs are Mom and Dad.
Justin: No, were because they scurried off so we bought these at the pet store!
Alex: Oh man!
Justin: Oh man!
Max: Oh man, we lost four guinea pigs!
Alex: How could you do something so stupid?!
Justin: Only a stupid person would think my stupid thing was stupider than your stupid thing...! You don't even deserve to have wizard powers Alex!
Alex: This isn't about me right now, this about finding Mom and Dad.
Justin: Who you turned into guinea pigs!
Alex: Okay, so it's a little about me.
Max: Oh I've got a good rhyme: Corn.
Max: (pauses) Oh, I panicked!
(Alex is throwing away her report card)
Max: Hey, mom and dad have to sign that.
Alex: They can't sign it if it never got here.
Max: But it got here.
Alex: No it didn't.
Max: Yes it did.
Alex: Yes it did.
Max: No it didn't.
Alex: What are we talking about?
Max: I don't know.
Theresa:(While eating lemon after Alex trys to get rid of report card by eating it) Alex, it's not lady-like to talk with your mouth full!
Alex: (In the middle of Justin's party) Well, I'm off to the park to bury something.
Justin's friend: A time capsule?!
Alex: Yeah, sure, that.
Justin: I love doing that! You put a cell phone in it, call it and leave it a voice mail, so that someone in the future can pick it up!
Alex: Actually, people take my calls now.
Jerry: Ok, last question. Bat wings, dragon scales, and fruit punch make what kind of potion? A. Invisibility, B. Skin of steel, or C. A refreshing fruit smoothie?
Justin: Got it!
Alex: Does he has to say "Got it!" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.
Max: (surprised) We're taking an exam?!
(Professor Crumbs is about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig)
Alex: Don't look at me, I don't have my powers!
Jerry: (shocked) Justin?
Justin: ...I panicked!
Theresa: (walking away) Well, I'm not a wizard so...what do you guys want for dinner?
Max: (to Alex and Justin) Well, I really hate both of you. Now, we don't have any guinea pigs!
This episode was on "Youtube" before it aired on television.
This is the second appearance of Ian Abercrombie, the first was "Wizard School" Part 2.
Original International Airdates:
Denmark: July 18, 2008 on Disney Channel
Slovakia: October 10, 2012 on JOJ Plus
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