I'm sure that some people will down-vote this review because many (mostly impressionalbe young kids) seem to like this show for some reason. Yet, looking at the reviews and ratings, a lot of people seem to agree with me. Clearly many people think that the show started out okay but quickly deteriorated into
I liked this show when it first started. I also liked Selena Gomez with her chubby cheeks and cute hair. Unfortunately neither lasted very
The show started out somewhat amusing but eventually deteriorated into a ridiculous and offensive series of absurd scenarios and unfunny
The jokes are not funny because they are all bad, pathetic
The absurd scenarios are all extremely force and contrived and unbelievable (even for a fantasy show). The family is always somehow responsible for saving the world as though there is something special about them (which has been repeatedly established is not the case because there are plenty of other often include flat out offensive scenarios in which the Russos (Alex specifically) do things that are basically crimes against
One example is when Alex "outsmarted" the dragon seller by switching their dog with that of another person at that the dog-show. Excuse me? In what universe is she a hero? She just kidnapped someone's dog! Did it not occur to her that the person might be heart-broken and crushed that their pet has vanished? Of course not; she only thinks about
Another example was when . turns Jenny Majorhealey from a 16-year-old girl into a a 40-year-old woman. First of all, where and how was she living for the past few months? Second, did it not occur to the writers that this is a stupid plot? Did they not think that Jenny's parents would have freaked out and searched the city for their missing daughter? Did they not think that this "innocent and funny" plot point is actually an Amber Alert and the stuff of Law and Order?
Another example is when Harper threw a slumber-part for girl-Max and had a bunch of girls from his school over. Magic went awry and the girls were turned into old men. What was the Russos' solution? To turn the girls into (talking) fruits! If that wasn't bad enough, Jerry actually had the audacity to indicate that he wanted to eat them! Excuse me? Are they actually condoning murder? Did it not occur to them that when a bunch of children suddenly go missing, there will be a search and big police hunt for them? Did it not occur to them that they will obviously first check the last place (the Russo residence) that the girls were known to be? Idiotic!
There have been numerous occasions in which they have actually killed someone or something, but because they usually do it in some stupid cutesy way with spell like turning them into stone and breaking it, or shrinking them and stomping on them, etc. it is somehow considered acceptable and a non-issue that they just took a
The writing is abhorrent. The show is clearly geared toward a teenage demographic, yet the spells and puns are extremely trite and the kind that only a three-year-old would find funny. All the plots are so contrived it is embarrassing; the projector is encased in a protective shield for no reason? Yeah, right. It became clear early on in the show that Alex would be the center of the show, but unlike switching the focus from Bart to Homer on The Simpsons, this was a poor choice. Every episode focuses on Alex in a ridiculous and annoyingly unrealistic way. It's not a surprise that they let Alex be the family wizard even though she by no means deserves it (or is qualified for it). That is just two more reasons that the show sucks so much: (1) it is extremely predictable, and (2) it sends bad messages like being studious and good are bad and make you lose, while being rude and irresponsible are "cool" and make you
Alex Russo is one of the most horrible characters in the history of television. To say that she is a bad role model is a compliment. She is rude, obnoxious, irresponsible, smarmy, lazy, selfish, self-centered, uneducated; illiterate; and stupid, unreliable, smug, arrogant, bossy, pushy, a bully, an underachiever, a cheater, and a liar, and does the bare minimum to get other to forgiver her until the next time she does something bad. For example, she purposely sabotaged Justin and Harper's friendship for her own selfish benefit. Another example is when she turned Justin and Zeke into puppets against their wills, again for her own selfish benefit. There is nothing redeeming about her and that she has been made the center of the show only serves to drag the whole program down. Impressionable children should not be exposed to her. Unfortunately the stupid writers keep making her out to be "cool" as though being bad is a good thing, which just makes the show all the more inappropriate, especially for impressionable young
In Alex vs. Alex (surprise, surprise, it is all about the crappiest Russo), Alex flat out admits to grand theft auto. In what world is stealing someone's car acceptable? This is supposed to be a Disney show for impressionable young children, not Shameless. David Henry did not even bother to appear in the (hopefully last ever)
As for Selena, like I said, I did like her at the beginning until I started noticing just how bad Alex was getting. Worse, her off-screen life got to be annoying too. She is extremely over-exposed and as overrated as Justin
At this point, it is incredibly irritating to watch Wizards or to see
Some people may complain that I used some "big" words that they don't understand. Well you don't have to be old or read a million books to know words; you just have to not be as stupid as Alex
Anyway, the show is over now (permanently, so stop begging for it to stay on), so we can all be forever done it with and everything to do with it. Good