(Justin runs into the room with a Tiki mask and an acoustic guitar)
Justin: Hey, check it out! This Tiki dude's gonna man up my room. And so's this guitar once I smash it and hang it on the wall.
Theresa: (about the guitar) You're not smashing anything! That's mine! I used to play it when I sang in my all-girl mariachi band at Las Pinatas! (strums badly) Ah-hey!
Justin: Wow! I didn't know you played the guitar.
Theresa: Yeah. (plays the guitar badly; an annoyed Jerry grabs the whammy bar)
Jerry: She doesn't.