Les: (finishing his news commentary) Let me leave you with one thought. Why are the Olympics being held in Russia? What about the water?
Andy: I had to do the first hour of your show!
Carol: We heard you, that's why we came over. Boy, do you stink!
Venus: You sound like Samurai Negro!
Johnny: Bigotry started a long time ago. Nobody knows where. I think the French started it.
Johnny: How can you do that? How can you put a dollar value on your sister's company? And, more importantly, how much?
Andy: Thirty bucks.
Johnny: What's wrong with your sister?
Original Music: "Lie to Me" by The Durocs; "I am Woman" by Helen Reddy; "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by Joan Baez; "Coward of the County" by Kenny Rogers; "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix
Venus tells someone they "sound like Samurai Negro!" This refers to the John Belushi SNL Samurai character who appeared in skits such as "Samurai Delicatessen" and "Samurai Dry Cleaner".