Agent John Ashe
Mia Spaulding/Dylan Carter
Goof: While performing the initial once-over of the crime scene, Lindsay states to Jacobi that the victim, Silas Spaulding, is 41 years old. Mr. Spaulding's drivers license lists his date of birth as September 22, 1969, making him 38 years old.
Lindsay: (On the Kiss Me Not Killer) I think he's doing the Prince Charming thing.
Cindy: (Entering the room) Kiss Me Not thinks he's Prince Charming?
Lindsay: No... I don't know...
(About the Kiss Me Not Killer)
Lindsay: If I let him, this bastard's going to destroy me. And that would OK, you know. That would be worth it, if I could stop him. But I can't. I tried. For years I tried. I gave everything. I gave up everything... and I failed. Elaine Lewis is dead because I failed. So I need you to just let me off the hook here, OK? I need you to let me let all this go.
Jacobi: I took a peek at the love note the FBI received. It's a great picture.
Jacobi: You didn't tell me. Did you tell anyone? Did you tell Claire? Jill? Your reporter friend?
Lindsay: He's a coward. He would never go toe-to-toe with me.
Jacobi: Oh, so you think you're safe because of that gun on your hip. Or that extra one you've got strapped to that skinny little calf. Oh yeah, I know you're packing. This psychopath has murdered three women that we know of. And he doesn't just do it in one way, oh no, he uses all manner of torture.
Lindsay: I'm trained. I can handle him.
Jacobi: He could shoot you with a sniper rifle from across the street. He could put a bomb on your car! He could get into your apartment and slit Martha's throat and get to you before you even got a hand on one of your precious guns! ...You wanna work yourself into the ground, fine. You wanna sit home every weekend, fine. Hell, you wanna have sex with your ex-husband, who happens to be our boss, and pretend that it didn't happen, fine! I might think it's sad and stupid, but that's your business! But this, this is my business! And not just because I love you! I could be in that car he bombs. I could be standing next to you on that street.
Lindsay: (crying) I'm sorry. Jacobi, I'm-
Jacobi: I don't know what you think this is, but it's not partners. Because partners are in this together! And you... baby, you just made sure you're in this all by yourself.
Lindsay: You already know everything in these files. So why are we doing this?
Ashe: What I have access to are the words you put down on paper. What I need is access to what you were thinking when you wrote them down.
Lindsay: I was thinking it sucks that Sarah's father isn't going to be able to walk her down the aisle. I was thinking there's no mortician on the planet that could make Melissa's 48 stab wounds disappear so she could have a decent funeral. I was thinking that Elaine was probably alive long enough to watch him pull out her insides! Nobody cared about access to my thinking when the FBI yanked this case from me!
Ashe: So you're pouting.
Lindsay: I don't like you.
Ashe: I'm not very impressed with you either.
Lindsay: The only thing that I fear is that while you've been lurking around my apartment for the past 9 days, the Kiss Me Not Killer is out there looking for his next victim.
Ashe: The FBI believes the next victim is you.
Lindsay: Because he sent a picture of me with X's on my lips? He is looking for attention, or he's creating a distraction. Either way, cruising me while I jog is not going to find him.
(In the bathroom)
Lindsay: Heather? It's Lindsay.
Heather: (Crying) Lindsay Boxer.
Lindsay: Uh, can I come in?
Heather: Yeah I guess so.
Lindsay: (Opening the bathroom door) Hi.
Heather: Lindsay Boxer is a great name. I'm going to be Heather Hogan!
Lindsay: Heather Hogan is not bad.
Heather: It's ridiculous! Heather Hogan! Heather Hogan from Hoboken!
Lindsay: Well, when you say it like that...
Heather: That's how Tom's mother says it.
Lindsay: Tom's mother says everything in the most vile and offensive way possible, it's just part of her charm!
Jill: I'll clear it with Denise.
Lindsay: Wait. Your voice didn't do that thing when you said Denise's name.
Jill: What thing?
Lindsay: The rumbly, trembly hate filled thing... which I'm sure nobody but me has ever noticed.
Jill: Denise is no longer a problem. Ever since she got drunk at Tom and Heather's wedding and announced to Luke that I had sex with Hanson, thereby ending my relationship, she's been a peach. Turns out, my boss is actually capable of guilt.
Lindsay: (Reading the inscription on the wedding ring) Silas and Mia, 2005.
Claire: Married less than 3 years, that's still the honeymoon phase... for some couples.
Lindsay: Well, I'd say the honeymoon is over.
Cindy: Thanks for calling me.
Jill: Well you're in the club after all.
Ashe: You have a club, huh?
Ashe: You were gonna tell me about Sarah Rice.
Lindsay: Waitress. Grew up in Marin County. Strangled in 2003. She was 26.
Ashe: You sound like you're reading from a phone book.
Lindsay: You want an interpretive dance?
Cindy: Hey, is it true that a homeless guy found a head?
Lindsay: Hey, yeah, let's not make it sound like a good thing!
Ashe: I've profiled dozens of serial killers. They rarely make idle threats, Inspector Boxer.
Lindsay: Good thing I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Original International Air Dates:
Denmark: April 7, 2008 on TV3
Australia: April 15, 2008 on Network 10
Czech Republic: July 13, 2010 on Prima
Linda Park does not appear in this episode.
This was the last episode written and filmed before the 2007-2008 WGA strike.
Jacobi: I go to get a cup of coffee and next thing I know I got Captain America riding shotgun.
Captain America is a famous Marvel Comics character, renowned for being a patriotic comic book icon.
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