Him: Him must now eat your brains! Brains! Brains! BRAINS!
Him: Don't worry, Him get rid of sores.
*eats one of Wordsworth's sores*
Wordsworth: Him! Those are contagious.
Him: Contagiously delicious.
Clarence: Say, "I'm going to be dead tomorrow cause I smoke".
Smoker: I hope so. I hate this life.
Premiered on MTV Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 11:00 PM (EST)
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