When Rufus Blackfist is assissnated, he is shot from his left side, but the shooter patsy emerges from the right side of the stage.
*two cows, a small white one and a large black one, are grazing in a field*
Milana: Who would win in a knife fight between these two cows.
John: Obviously blackie would.
Milana: Is that a metaphor for our society?
Premiered on MTV Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 11:00 PM (EST).
Transcript of the news ticker shown during the Breaking News segment:
-W5N- Congress approves use of attack monkey -W5N- Justice Center opens up in Washington D.C. -W5N- Woman asks Man: "Do you know what a turkey sandwich is?" "Would you like me to do that to you?"...He cries -W5N- In 'Same Old Same Old' news...Nature ripped a new one by corporations. Public outcry one lone teardrop -W5N- Baby's First Matches banned from local nursery -W5N- Bastard reclassified as a-hole -W5N- W5N sued by Water 5 Network -W5N- Mysterious animal discovered -W5N- Scientists blame clear cutting for increase in freakish animals coming out at night -W5N- Military sized napkin used to cover up problems -W5N- Polar Ice Caps sponsored by Cola Co. to cool down global beverage -W5N- Failed mystery writer dies of un-mysterious suicide -W5N- Governmental accountability at an all time low -W5N- Tijuana Donkey dies. Porn world mourns -W5N- Mountains to be leveled for smoother younger looking planet -W5N- Turns out that plastic surgery gives your cell phone brain cancer -W5N- Witch laureate named. PFFR octpeats -W5N- Nun sees vision of mushroom cloud in bowl of chili beans -W5N-
Pasty: Here's the hip-hop, tip-top, viddy-vo from Jessica Spears.
The singer Jessica Spears is a pun of the two pop-star singers, Jessica Simpson and Briteny Spears.
Rufus Truthfist is a spoof of the Reverend Jesse Jackson, which is quite obvious from the way he handles his speeches.