Our summer re-watch of Wonderfalls begins! Bryan Fuller and Todd Holland's irreverent dark comedy wastes no time in its near-perfect pilot.
Pizza Delivery Guy
Dr. Ron Campbell/Muse Voice
In this episode we find out that Sharon is a lesbian.
It is revealed in the DVD commentary that the final scene with Jaye and Sharon, where Jaye says "I love you" was filmed about 6 months after the preceding scenes were filmed. Sharon's hair is styled different and her cleavage is not as pronounced. Caroline Dhavernas is actually thinner and has a tan.
Due to some clever camera tricks and computer generated images, it appears that the store opens up into a quad that looks over Niagara Falls. In reality, this is not the case. There is no actual Wonderfalls store. The actual store front used is located in the court yard of the Liberty Grand Complex in Toronto.
Jaye claims that Niagara Falls is one of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World, but it isn't. Although there isn't an official list of the Seven Wonders, they are generally accepted to be the Grand Canyon, the Northern Lights, Mount Everest, Paricutin Volcano, the Harbour at Rio de Janeiro, Victoria Falls and the Great Barrier Reef.
Shots of the old and new Wonderfalls Gift Emporium sign and logo are intermixed.
Eric: (About the Maid of the Mist) You know, I don't get why she just didn't paddle to the other side of the river. I mean, it's not that far.
Jaye: She was surrendering to destiny.
Eric: Oh, is that it?
Jaye: You know, the Office of Travel and Tourism did this whole "Surrender to Destiny" promotion in the '80s and some cult used it as an endorsement for mass suicide.
Jaye: Mm-hmm. Bunch of them piled into canoes and went over the edge. They were pulling bodies out of the river for weeks.
Eric: That wasn't in any of the brochures.
Jaye: There was a lot of media coverage. Surprisingly good for business.
Eric: Well, for those of us not in cults, I think there's something to be said for surrendering to destiny. I mean, if it's destiny, there's probably a reason for it, right?
Eric: So why struggle with fate? Life can be sort of peaceful when you stop struggling.
Jaye: It's a lot like drowning that way.
Jaye: I... love you.
Sharon: I love you too.
Jaye: (surprised) I don't feel dirty. (To Sharon) I thought I was gonna feel dirty.
Dr. Ron: Would you say your family life is stressful?
Jaye: Not that I'm aware of. Does my mother say it's stressful?
Dr. Ron: We're not talking about your mother.
Jaye: Not yet.
Dr. Ron: Do you feel pressured to live up to your mother's expectations?
Jaye: I thought we weren't talking about my mother.
Dr. Ron: We're not. We're talking about you.
Jaye: I'm confused.
Dr. Ron: That's perfectly normal.
Jaye: How'd you get in?
Sharon: Climbed through the window. You're gonna need a new screen.
Jaye: Couldn't wait in your luxury S.U.V.?
Sharon: I did, but there was this dirty kid eating Spaghetti Os out of a can and he wouldn't stop staring at me.
Beth: Excuse me. Did you bring in the man with the pen in his throat?
Sharon: Um... yes.
Beth: I'm his ex-wife. My name is on the emergency contact card in his wallet. Are you his girlfriend?
Sharon: I don't have a girlfriend.
Dr. Ron: When's the last time you told your sister you loved her?
Jaye: I don't know how you did things in your family, but we weren't raised that way.
Jaye: You know that vending machine that makes little wax animals?
Jaye: It made a little smooshed-face lion.
Jaye: And it talked to me.
Mahandra: What did it say?
Jaye: It told me not to give a customer her money back.
Mahandra: Was she being a bitch?
Mahandra: There you go.
Jaye: That discount has to be presented at the time of purchase.
Customer: My ass. I'm presenting it right now.
Jaye: Did you just say "my ass"?
Jaye: I think the universe is conspiring against me.
Eric: The whole universe? Not just the Milky Way or like planet Earth, but the entire universe?
Jaye: All of creation. It's a plot. I know that now.
Jaye: (To the Wax Lion) Are you Satan? Are you God? Okay, if you don't say something in the next five seconds I'm gonna assume you're Satan. One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, three-Mississippi, four-Mississ... Oh God, I'm a crazy person!
Wax Lion: (singing out of tune) Sharon and poor bitch / Sittin' in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G / First comes love / Then comes marriage / Then comes poor bitch / With a baby carriage / Sharon and poor bitch / Sittin' in a tree...
(Wax Lion wakes Jaye from sleeping)
Wax Lion: (singing) Sharon, Sharon, give me your answer true; I'm half crazy all for the love of you-
Jaye: If I do this, will you SHUT UP?
(Jaye throws cup at Wax Lion, he lands in wastebasket)
Wax Lion: (in basket) Make me a match!
Eric: I'm almost numb enough to start something on the rebound, What do you say?
Jaye: Sweet of you to offer, but I may be clinically insane.
Eric: I walked out of that honeymoon suite and into this bar, and cried for three days until someone offered me a job.
(Jaye slides her drink to him. He drinks it.)
(Eric's cellphone rings in his back pocket, he ignores it)
Jaye: Your ass is ringing.
Eric: My ass rings a lot.
Jaye: You ever think about setting it on vibrate?
Darrin: There are other ways to deal with depression. (goes to Jaye's door) Sweetheart, when's the last time you had an orgasm?
(Silence from everyone)
Sharon: That sound you hear is stunned silence.
Jaye: (at bar, but she told Sharon she was going to the bathroom) Quick! Get me drunk!
Eric: Jello shot?
Jaye: You got grape?
Sharon: (From the table) That's not the bathroom!
Jaye: (To the Wax Lion) You can't talk! You don't have a larnyx!
(Regarding the Waxed Lion)
Jaye: But when I say it talked to me, I mean it opened its mouth and words came out.
Mahandra: I know.
Jaye: It blinked.
Mahandra: I'm sure it did.
Jaye: And you don't have a problem with that?
Mahandra: Do you?
Jaye: Yeah. It's upsetting.
Boy: What happened to the chief?
Jaye: He died.
Boy: Why did the princess live?
Jaye: 'Cause she was hot. Are you going to buy the tape?
Jaye: Then get out. No loitering.
Sharon: You better stop!
(Sharon hits Jaye with her shoe)
Jaye: Ow! Oh, that was dramatic!
Sharon: You tell people we're not related.
Jaye: It was just that one time.
Sharon: It was grandpa's wake.
Sharon: I'm just curious. How many people did you call before you called me?
Jaye: Five... No, six! You were the only one home.
Jaye: Maybe we should trach him!
Sharon: I don't know, do you have a pen?
Jaye: Fine tip or ball point?!
ER woman: We have a stabbing victim!
Mahandra: (To Jaye) Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.
Jaye: Don't you have a job in New Jersey?
Eric: I'm pretty sure they're gonna fire me when I don't show up!
Jaye: That's awesome!
Wax Lion: Make me a match.
Girl: You're not supposed to steal.
Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!
Jaye: (Regarding her family) Well, just look at them. They all work really hard everyday and they're dissatisfied. I mean, I can be dissatisfied without hardly working at all.
Jaye: (Regarding her teenage co-worker) The mouth-breather is now my boss.
Mahandra: Crazy insane? Or crazy like the time I set up a video camera in my house and pretended I was on Big Brother?
Wax Lion: See a penny, pick it up.
Eric: Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
Jaye: I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.
Jaye: I didn't take the monkey.
Karen: Of course you took the monkey, sweetheart. He's got it all on tape. He put a security camera in his office after that Olsen girl stabbed herself and told everyone he tried to kill her.
Thomas: She told me you thought I was cute.
Sharon: She lied. I don't.
Mahandra: And what happens if you repress something?
Jaye: It goes away.
Mahandra: It comes back! All crazy and pissed off.
Jaye: I so wanna storm out on you right now, but if I stand up, I'll fall.
Texan Woman: Wednesday your day to dig through the trash?
Jaye: Your voice just got loud.
Mahandra: What happened to you?
Jaye: I was accosted by a middle-aged, Texan hausfrau during an act of kindness.
Mahandra: Why were you performing an act of kindness?
Jaye: Just wanted to see what it was like.
Thomas: I'm too sensitive, right? You know, a lot of women, they don't like that. But I think it makes me a really good kisser.
Jaye: Did you have that goiter before?
This episode was nominated to the 2005 Writers Guild Of America (WGA) Award for Best Episodic Comedy.
The regular actors are credited in alphabetical order.
In the scene where Jaye's family are at her trailer home after she passed out at work, pay close attention to Jaye's brother Aaron.
At the beginning of the scene we see him wearing his watch on his left wrist but in other scenes (where we can only see part of his right arm and right leg but never his face) we can see the watch on his right wrist. Also, when the angle of the camera changes to behind Aaron, we notice that the style and colour of his hair changes from light brown to a darker almost black colour. This is due to the fact that the original (unaired) pilot had Adam Scott playing Aaron and not Lee Pace. When Adam Scott left, they re-shot that scene but only at a minimum and recycled what they could use resulting in mismatched editing.
In this episode, Alec is called by his name for the only time in the series. Throughout the rest of the series he is only referred to as "Mouth-breather."
Jaye running into Gretchen is reminiscent of a scene from a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode (4x3) entitled "The Harsh Light of Day", a crossover episode with Buffy's spin-off, Angel, in which Willow Rosenberg runs into Harmony Kendall. In both scenes, a main character runs into a ditzy blonde whom they have not seen since their high school graduation. Also, in both scenes, the person they run into has gone through some changes (Gretchen was married and converted to Judaism, and Harmony had become a vampire). Tim Minear, Executive Producer of Wonderfalls, also worked on Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer's spin-off.
The theme song for the show is I Wonder Why the Wonder Falls written by Andy Partridge.
In the scene following Sharon's spat with Jaye, Sharon drives away in her SUV. In real life, Katie doesn't drive.
An audio commentary to accompany the viewing of the Pilot episode was made available on the internet. The commentators are Todd Holland and Katie Finneran.
Judging by Jaye's age, she graduated high school in 1998.
In this episode, we find out that Jaye is 24 years old.
The gift shop exterior scenes were filmed in the Liberty Grand courtroom at the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto.
This episode was rated TV-PG, but with tags for dialogue, language, sex and violence.
Music: Hear Me Out by Frou Frou.
The Wax Lion torments Jaye with two songs from the 1890s.
Hello My Baby by Joseph E. Howard and Ida Emerson (1899)
and Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two) by Harry Dacre (1892)--with "Sharon" substituted for "Daisy".
Jaye talks with a wax lion, brass monkey bookend, stuffed bear, and sees the eagle on the American quarter move.
Eric: What's the universe plotting?
Jaye: Couldn't tell you. Vanna hasn't turned over enough letters yet.
Jaye is referring to the popular game show Wheel of Fortune, in which contestants try to guess letters that are part of a puzzle. If the letter they guess is part of the puzzle, model Vanna White walks in front of the board and touches the blank squares where the letters belong, revealing more of the puzzle to the contestants.
Wax Lion: Make me a match.
This is a reference to the Oscar-winning 1971 movie Fiddler on the Roof, in which a Russian Jewish peasant marries off his daughters. A musical number called Matchmaker in the movie contains the words the lion speaks here in its refrain.
"Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal..."
The first song that the Lion Sings (as well as the plush bear at the end) is the same song that the "dead" frog sang to "Porky Pig" in "Loony Toons." The gag was that around everyone else, the frog was dead, but sang and danced for "Porky." Kind of how the Animals only talk for her, and not for anyone else.
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