WordGirl: Can't see! Helmet full of paste with strange texture! Cream cheese? Ew! Gross!
Dr. Two-Brains: Adios, WordGirl. I'll be sure to send ya' some bagels for your curly lox. Bwa ha! Bagel jokes!
Narrator: Dr. Two-Brains has escaped with all the cheddar in the Federal Cheddar Reserve. Can WordGirl defeat his texture-changing cream cheese ray? Was he serious about those bagels? And is there a better word to describe this episode so far than "totally cheesy"?
WordGirl: That's two words. Just change scenes already, will ya'?