Trainee Librarian: Who is... Becky Botsford? Because according to my list here, she has 37 books checked out, all due back before closing time today.
Ms. Dewey: You don't have to worry about Becky Botsford being overdue. She's borrowed thousands of books from us and she's never been late.
Trainee Librarian: Maybe so, but if just one of those books comes back late, I'll slap an overdue fine on her so fast it'll make her librarian card spin.
Rual Demiglasse's Show: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of the Kitchen
The show's title plays off a line former president Harry S Truman made while a Senator from Missouri. The actual line is "I'll stand by [[you]], but if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen."
Segment Title: The Stew, The Proud
The title is a pun on the long time advertising slogan for the United States Marine Corps "The Few, The Proud, The Marines."