Trainee Librarian: Who is... Becky Botsford? Because according to my list here, she has 37 books checked out, all due back before closing time today.
Ms. Dewey: You don't have to worry about Becky Botsford being overdue. She's borrowed thousands of books from us and she's never been late.
Trainee Librarian: Maybe so, but if just one of those books comes back late, I'll slap an overdue fine on her so fast it'll make her librarian card spin.