Teddy Long: (to Chavo Guerrero) I want you to give Vickie my warmest holiday wishes and you tell her I said to stay away from them Christmas cookies 'cause I know she on a diet. Actually, she ought to try looking in the mirror because when I look at her, God knows I lose my appetite, playa!
Matt Striker: So many people are calling Jeff Hardy's victory a victory for anyone who has ever been cast out, anyone who has ever been made to feel inadequate because they were different. Jeff Hardy's championship victory is a victory for individuality. Don't be ashamed of who you are, especially you, Todd.
Todd Grisham: Thank you, Matt, for that commentary on life's lessons.
Matt Striker: Finlay rolls his sleeves up and goes to work. Finlay punches the clock and then punches your face!