Hmm... are you people ready for Triple H's return? I thought when he got injured, Raw was better without him. He was killing Raw with DX and him being the top act on Raw, even overshadowing Cena and Edge's WWE Title reigns. I was quite sad and happy that he got injured.
Now, back to what I expect from Trips. This is for comical and silly purposes, but my point is that he's most likely going to get a big push, squash the whole WWE roster and get the WWE Championship from John Cena.
Triple H is back on Raw. He confronts King Booker and a match is set for Summerslam.
On Raw, the first appetizer for Triple H is Shelton Benjamin.
At Summerslam, his first meal comes in the form of King Booker. Painful for some of us to see Booker losing, but a delicious sensation for Trips.
Triple H enjoyed Booker, but he wanted another bite. Prior to having Booker again, he ate William Regal and Carlito and in one bite. Now that's cool. He spitted apples after getting rid of the Caribbean twit.
At Unforgiven, King Booker is Triple H's meal again on a Steel Cage match. After the match, he also snogged Queen Sharmell. Booker got pissed backstage and punched Trips, he got fired and joined TNA and inserted himself in the Christian Cage/Chris Harris feud.
Triple H was still hungry. He wanted something different this time.
At No Mercy, his next meal arrived in the form of Randy Orton. After eating Orton, Triple H farted. Backstage, he also took down Cowboy Bob Orton. On Raw, Triple H ate Orton again.
Prior to No Mercy, he ate Kevin Thorn after the ECW guy beated up Batista. Basically, Kevin Thorn got fired. While Triple H wanted another bite from Orton, Stephanie McMahon was cooking something special for Trips... a long term meal.
His friend Shawn Michaels returned. A DX reunion took place. Two weeks after drinking (and draining) the likes of London/Kendrick, Cryme Tyme, WGTT, Cade/Murdoch and The Highlanders, Triple H had a different vision and licked his lips at the sight of HBK. He nailed him with the sledgehammer and a feud began (Trips turns heel).
At Survivor Series, his next victim was Shawn Michaels in a Street Fight match.
Triple H had something in sight: the WWE Championship.
At Armageddon, his next victims were Jeff Hardy, Umaga and Snitsky in a match to determine the Nº1 Contender for the WWE Championship. Triple H enjoyed his preys and pinned Kennedy.
After randomly eating Super Crazy and Brain Kendrick, Triple H had the biggest meal in front of his eyes: John Cena.
At New Year's Revolution, it was Shawn Michaels, Umaga, Mister Kennedy, Randy Orton, Triple H and John Cena in a Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Championship. Triple H had Cena for himself (prior to this, he ate 4 wrestlers) only to get RKO'd by Orton and Cena retained again (prior to this, Cena had Snitsky for lunch). Triple H was deprived from the big happy meal.
On Raw, HHH got his teeth on Orton again. And while he was at it, he feasted Balls Mahoney and Ric Flair on a interpromotional match from a 3-hour Raw show. The time of the Royal Rumble was arriving and a ticket to WrestleMania was on the line.
At Royal Rumble, Triple H won the 30-man Royal Rumble match. He lasted 1:10:54, longer than Rey Mysterio and Trips had the Nº1 entrance ticket. He went through the following: Kane, Elijah Burke, The Miz, Chris Masters, Chavo Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy, MVP, Ric Flair, Jimmy Wang Yang, Super Crazy, Shelton Benjamin, Santino Marella (he spat in disgust), The Sandman, Carlito, Deuce, William Regal, Tommy Dreamer, CM Punk, Marcus Cor Von, Finlay (Hornswoggle included), Randy Orton, Mister Kennedy, Matt Striker, Big Daddy V (all by himself), The Great Khali (after 27 sledgehammer shots), Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker and Batista (final person elimintaed). (What he ate is in italics. And Cena retained against Snitsky and Umaga in a No DQ match, while Matt Hardy dethroned Edge and became World Heavyweight Champion and John Morrison retained his ECW World Title against Rob Van Dam, who resigned a contract with WWE.)
Triple H had the chance to pick who will he eat at WrestleMania. He snorted at John Morrison, he ignored Matt Hardy, but he wanted the biggest meal WWE could offer: John Cena. Some disturbances happened, though.
At No Way Out, Triple H had to defend his WrestleMania title shot against Batista. The Animal was a good meal for The Game. And he had fava beans and Chainti to celebrate after he slayed the Animal.
At Saturday Night's Main Event, Triple H feasted Rob Van Dam and Edge (the people that will face John Morrison and Matt Hardy at WrestleMania 24).
At WrestleMania 24, the biggest meal of them all was served to Triple H at the grandest stage of them all. The world saw a 25 minute squash as John Cena loses the WWE Title to Triple H. Stephanie McMahon roasted Cena on a BBQ grill prior to feeding Cena to Triple H. Our new WWE Champion is HHH.
At Backlash, he excrets the remains.
Are you ready for Trips now? Lol.