*Raw comes back from commercial as it is time for the last segment of the night.*
JBL: Well, Raw Roulette has been crazy! Cole, I think we had one helluva show so far tonight!
Michael Cole: Exactly! Spideynerd is trending worldwide on Twitter right now, and thank you for joining us here live tonight on Monday Night Raw, on the start of the road to Wrestlemania!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, and speaking of the start to Wrestlemania, it's time for the first big winner on that road! It's time for the Royal Rumble winner!
*"My Name (Wearing Me Out)" by Shinedown hits the PA as the fans are sent into a frenzy. Orange and Green pyro goes off all through out the arena, similar to the pyro that went of as the Royal Rumble ended the night before. Suddenly, clad in a bright Orange suit, Cpman steps out from the back, a HUGE goofy smile on his face. He heads down the ramp, highfiving a bunch of fans before entering the ring.*
JBL: There he is boys! The WOTU's Pride and Joy, the 2013 Royal Rumble winner, Cpman!
Michael Cole: Oh boy! It's time to hear him! Here we go!
*Cpman gets in the ring, and starts to taunt the crowd, getting them pumped for what is about to be something severely important said by him. He quickly takes hold of a microphone handed to him by a crew member.*
Cpman: HELLO LAS VEGAS!
*The crowd gives a huge pop for the mention of Vegas.*
Cpman: So, before I get into everything I wanna say, lets get this out there...This is being streamed live via satellite over at TWF Monday Night Raw. Why, you might ask? Because this is important. Quite important. See, last night...I won the Royal Rumble! *The fans once again let out a huge pop, as Cpman points the microphone, letting the fans cheer super loudly into it. He smiles, and goes back to talking*
Cpman: Not only that however, but I also defeated GoldenAgeNick and Killerband. Ah yes, Killerband. I'll let you know right now, you got me at Elimination Chamber! Now, with my win over GoldenAgeNick...I won the opportunity to be a part of the 6 man Elimination Chamber match for the TWF World Championship. That meant that before I even entered the Royal Rumble...I was going to main event Wrestlemania in the TWF. Why do I saw that right away? Because I know JandSman can not beat me. Neither can the other four men who are going to be in that match. What I showed people last night is that I am not the same no named jobber that I was back in 2008. Im not that same loser that got fired for taking things to far with Spidey at Wrestlemania 25. I have grown. Ladies and gentlemen, four long years! It's taken me four long years to get to the top of the mountain, and I have made it here, while knocking off two of the greatest wrestlers to ever take part in round tables!
JBL: He's damn right! JandSman is a TWF Hall of Famer! Plus, Killerband is a multiple time WOTU Champion!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, and did you see him toss out the founder of Ortonism, Randyspeeps, to win that match last night? It was phenomenal! The making of a legend!
Cpman: So, you all saw the start of Raw, right? Spideynerd is now facing Shoe Crap for the Money in the Bank Briefcase, a Briefcase I should have got my hands on at TLC! Though, you all know Spideynerd! He has to do everything for everyone else. "Sure, even though you beat him, I'll let Player go over me for the WOTU Title" and "Oh, well, since you won the Rumble, guess I should face Shoe for the Money in the Bank! Hurr Derr!" Hey look, Spidey, as messed up as I found that, I did something that 34 other men couldn't do...and that was come in at number 18, and win the Royal Rumble! Spidey, you have never done that! I don't know if anyone has ever come out that number and won, as a matter of fact! Anyway, I feel very disrespected. Spideynerd has worked against me my whole entire career. Though, I will keep saying it, I am at the top of the mountain now! Michael Cole: He is completely right, he is at the top of the mountain!
Cpman: Let me just cut down on my jabber right here and now! I will be facing The Player at Wrestlemania for the WOTU Championship! However, ladies and gentlemen, Wrestlemania will be a lot more bigger then Cpman just winning the WOTU Championship, oh no, it's gonna be like this: Cpman, gets up on April 7th, walks out of his house in Cliffside Park, New Jersey, wearing his TWF title belt that he is going to win at Elimination Chamber, and taking the 3 and a half hour walk from his house to Metlife Stadium. Just imagine. Then, when he gets there, exhausted as he is, he destroys his challenger for the TWF title. Then suddenly, we got Cpman one on one with The Player in the main event of Wrestlemania. Cpman just destroys Player, and he take the WOTU Championship...Suddenly, in his home state of NJ, thirty minutes from his family home, Cpman is standing tall as the clock strikes 12 AM and we enter the day after Wrestlemania...as TWF and WOTU world champion...the first man to do it since....Heh......Spideynerd.
JBL: How interestin'! These guys are like, always connected in their careers!
Cpman: Well, that's all ladie-....Oh wait...there is one more request I have to make...See, I won the Royal Rumble....and I last took out Speeps...So I demand that at some point in the next few weeks or so, that Ortonism say that I beat them, because I did. Don't answer that tonight, but say it at some point, Ortonism. Anyway! Ladies and Gentlemen! It's time for me to head to the back and continue to enjoy my celebrations! Thank you al-
*The lights in the arena suddenly flicker to extremely white light, blinding most. Michael Cole screams as if his retinas are burning, when suddenly, a voice rings over the PA*
Voice: BATISTA.....BOMB!
*The show quickly ends with JBL and King frantically calling for medical help for Michael Cole.*
