*The following takes place on LIVE Smackdown!*
JBL: Hello, hello and welcome to a commercial-free live Smackdown! We saw a lot of the fall out from the great TLC PPV ranging from all sorts of things such as the TWF title match being announced!
Matthews: And what an amazing match it will be! JandSman has ripped the title off of the deadman Crulex's hand but with Deadnight cashing in his rematch clause who knows what can be in store when these three clash. Deadnight is coming in hot from a victory over Goldenagenick.
JBL: Speaking of which, what is up with him? His twitter page teased a "uncensored" promo but he didn't even SHOW UP for RAW.
*Just as JBL finishes Close Your Eyes-"Valleys" hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Nick walks out with a sledgehammer and is in his ring gear. He angrily stomps his way down to the ring. He goes over and swats a microphone from Just Roberts and slides in the ring.*
Nick: Last night...Last night I was screwed. Seems to be areoccurringtheme in the past 2 months. On Sunday I had to face Deadnight on TWO DAYS NOTICE. How could I possibly be prepared for a match of that caliber? That should be a Wrestlemania main event but instead we are in the mid-card of a B-rate PPV. That was a catastrophe of dumb booking by the incompetent GM, JandSman. Then came Monday...
*The fans chant "Razzzor Razzzor" to make fun of Nick by calling him a Scott Hall.*
SHUT THE HELL UP! Now Sunday I was beaten and tired. I fell asleep in my hotel room and woke up to find that my rental car had its tires slashed. Now unless some crazy fan stalked me from the arena it's pretty obvious who the culprit was: JandSman.
JandS, does it amuse you that I can beat you within an inch of your life but you won't make the match? Your reign is nothing until you finally confront me and I will not stop until you give me my rightful shot...
*Crowd starts chanting "JandS"*
Oh, you think he's going to come out and verbally or physically abuse me? You're all sadder than I thought. JandSman would never come to the "B" show because he thinks he's above that. The funny thing is that this Smackdown is live and since he obviously was the one plotting to stop my uncensored promo it seems he still failed because he didn't think I'd catch a plane to todays show. I doubt he's even in the back so the promo will be tonight!
*The crowd pops at thepossibilityof profanity.*
So let's begin...
*Just as Nick is about to start rambling CPman's music hits and he runs into the ring and slides in. He smiles at Nick and grabs a mic.*
Nick: Who the hell do you think you are interrupting me?!?
CPMan: I'm the guy who's here to save the fans from your dumb bitching.
*The crowd gives a huge pop.*
Nick: Well you seem to forget the odds are not in your favor...
CPMan: How do you figure.
*Nick walks over to the corner and picks up the sledgehammer he had. CPMan's smirk quickly fades to a face of terror. CP tries to get out but Nick swings the sledgehammer at CP's ankle and he lets out a blood-curdling scream. Nick drags him back in and continues to assault him with the sledgehammer. Nick rolls out and grabs a table and throws it in the ring. He sets it up and pulls out gasoline that was hidden inside the stuffing of a turnbuckle.*
Matthews: What the hell! He had to known someone was going to try to stop him.
JBL: This Nick is one sick pup.
*He dumps the gasoline over the table and lights it on fire from a match he had. He takes CPMan's knocked out bloody body and puts it up on the turnbuckle. He suplexes him through the table and the crowd begins to chant "holy shit! holy shit!" Nick gets up and starts frantically hitting himself and losing his mind. He grabs a mic and looks right into the camera.*
Nick: I'm done playing these fucking games. If you step in my path, I will destroy you. Stay away.
*Nick grabs the camera and throws it across the outskirts of the ring. The camera goes backstage to Crulex who is standing in his office in complete shock. He finally catches himself and darts out of his office.*