*As the 20th Anniversary of Monday Night Raw continues at 8:25 PM, "Anarchy is Awesome" plays and GM Crulex walks out to the ring with a mic in his hand to a mixed reaction of the crowd. Getting into the ring, Crulex addresses the TWF Galaxy.*
King: And here we are, the GM without a championship, Crulex!
Cole: Let's not forget that he was supposed to come out here tonight to make a few things clear, but has promised via tweeter not to take up any more time than necessary.
JR: I smell trouble brewing around these parts. Crulex has a mystery on his hands and two deadly opponents at the Royal Rumble! What a slobberknocker of direction pulling!
Cole: What are you doing here?
JR: 20th Anniversary. Thought I'd drop in for old times sake.
Crulex: Welcome everyone to the historic 20th Anniversary of Monday Night Raw! *Loud pop.* Now, I trying to determine what I was going to do tonight, I realized that this night does not belong to me or any of the other superstars in the back. It belongs to each and every one of you and the superstars other the course of the past twenty years that got us where we are. The likes of Vader, Naikon, the APA, the Hollys, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Cayse, The Rock, Yooperchild, Android, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Doink, Bret Hart, The Million Dollar Man, SSJ and so on. The superstars of long ago and the superstars of today and tomorrow are all here tonight, and instead of wasting time, I'm going to make three huge announcements. First of all, tonight, I have set up a special exhibition match between two former superstars for my own personal interest. And so, we will see the Boogeyman in action against Papa Shango here in this ring!
Cole: Ew! No, please not the Boogeyman!
King: Get ahold of yourself, will ya? Besides, I remember the stuff Papa Shango pulled years ago against the Ultimate Warrior!
JR: What a creepy match-up. Crulex would be the one interested in that.
Crulex: Next up, I have heard CPman's request, and for the most part, I will grant it. And so, officially right here, I can tell you all that CPman vs. Goldenagenick will take place at the Royal Rumble! I'll leave the details of the Managers up to those two and the Board, but for the most part, you have my approval!
King: Oh man! I've been wanting to see those two go at it for weeks! I can't wait!
JR: And you know that with two weeks to go, they'll have enough time to cut at each other's throats even more.
Cole: Sure is a heated rivalry.
Crulex: And finally, I have--
*Suddenly, Crulex gets cut off by "Loyalty" by D12 and the audience lets out serious boos as Gamerguy and The Kreater come out to the ring with mics and mocks the audience, doing their best to make fun of them.*
Kreater: Let me guess, Crulex…..
Crulex: That's GM Crulex to you.
Kreater: Your last announcement was to take Slick and EFC out of Gamerguy and I's match at the Royal Rumble and replace them with a tag team who actually have a chance.
Gamerguy: Or just give your two favorite superstars the night off.
Crulex: You have got to be kidding me.
Kreater (getting into the ring): No, not at all. You see, you have yet to correct your mistake. You have yet to take that stipulation of a Falls Count Anywhere out of our Tag Team Championship match.
Gamerguy: Or better yet, just not have the tag title match at all.
Crulex: You two just don't learn do you? I am not your buddy. I'm not your friend. I'm your boss, for the most part, and you face off against whoever is standing next in line. You two and Slick and EFC are still on at Royal Rumble in the Falls Count Anywhere match. I would use the time to train and not try to weasel your way out of the match!
*The crowd lets out a pop as Kreater and Gamerguy stew at not getting what they want.*
JR: Way to stick to your guns, Crulex.
Cole: It is the fairest call he's made as GM. But he better not dig himself into a hole with the tag team champions out here.
King: What are they going to do? Attack him?
Kreater: You know what? You can't be the boss if you're not around. If you're not going to change the match, then Gamerguy and I will just have to show you what we will do to Slick and EFC at the Royal Rumble!
*And with that Kreater and Gamerguy drop their mics and start towards Crulex, but just then Slick and EFC jump over the barricades and slide into the ring. With EFC attacking Kreater and Slick going after Gamerguy, the two teams battle it out inside the ring until Gamerguy is clothesline out of the ring and Kreater rolls out himself. Slick and EFC give chase after Kreater and Gamerguy until the two men are gone and in the back. Slick and EFC stand on the stage for a moment, and then suddenly "Fight Like This" by Decyfer Down hits and GM JandSman comes out. After a moment of reluctance and surprise, the three men agree and in a typical "Special Raw Moment", JandSman, Slick and EFC pose for the fans for a one night only International Express reunion! JandSman nods at Crulex with a confident grin, holding up the TWF Champion, and the JandSman, Slick and EFC shake hands, heading to the back. Crulex slow claps for the special moment and goes to leave, but the lights go out and on the titantron, the following appears:*
(Pretend that this is swirling and moving. Couldn't find a good gif of this.)
(Pretend this actually says 13 days, 2 hours and then the 10 second countdown. Again, hard to find good gifs anymore).*
*The lights come back on and Crulex starts looking around, worried about something before heading to the back, as everyone else is left confused and Raw continues as normal.*