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Here's the poster that everyone's has been waiting very patiently for......

Nice poster JandSman. Whenare the percentages going be up?

Monday Night Raw

*During Monday Night Raw, we see Crulex standing in line for catering in the backstage area of the arena, when King Frieza creeps up behind him and snickers.*

Frieza: Is this what inmates call their "last meal"? Beans, pizza and cheap bulk food items? I would have believed that the TWF Champion dined like a......well, like me. A King.

Crulex: I'm busy. Don't you have anyone else to annoy?

Frieza: All that big talk last week and now you are too busy? My, my, Crulex, do not tell me that the so-called face of this company would rather stuff his face than face his challenger.

Crulex: We have our date when we'll collide with the title on the line. Right now, I have other business to attend to and a life to live. If you value your life, I suggest you get out of my face.

Frieza: What poor manners for a champion. It is a good thing you will not be the champion for much longer.

Crulex: You still wearing that hat of yours?

Frieza: Yes, of course. Why do you ask?

Crulex: I'm just surprised that it fits that swelled head of yours.

*Frieza bares his fangs and spins Crulex around, causing Crulex to drop his plate with a loud crash. The rest of the room look at the two and back away, just waiting for things to boil over.*

Frieza: Pay attention to me you peasant! The whole world is expecting you to lose this match! You are facing your biggest threat in history and I've shown that I cannot be stopped by any mere competitor! What is it with you and that smug grin of yours!? Why are you so calm when all the odds are against you in the eyes of all others!?

Crulex: You really don't get it do you? It's funny to me that you just don't understand. I win, you win, either way I'm still moving forward. I'm not the one with all the pressure on my shoulders, Frieza.

Frieza: What?

Crulex: Who is the one everyone is betting on again? Oh yeah, you. Who is the one being touted as the future? You. Who needs this win, in the biggest match of their career? You. You are the one with everything to gain here. And yet, one mistake from you, and you may never get a whiff of this championship again. Doesn't it bother you? How you can get so close......and then in moments, I could not only be the man who brought you here, but be the man that took you out. Oh yes, Frieza, the humiliation would be so terrible, that you might tuck that tail of yours and run. Just like you ran from every golden-haired....

Frieza: DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE IF YOU WANT TO SEE TOMORROW!

Crulex: I'm just saying Frieza, that you should be the one who is worried. Because the eyes of the world aren't on me. They're on you. And I can't wait until they see you fail to gain your precious immortality again. When that happens, you won't be able to look at the man in the mirror anymore.

*Frieza can't take anymore and finally loses his extremely short temper, throwing a right hand at Crulex, who returns the right hand. The champion and challenger trade blows with each other until the fight gets taken to the ground, with Crulex getting the top advantage, only for Frieza to gain the upper hand. Security teams and off-duty wrestlers swarm Frieza and Crulex and pull the two men away from each other, but it is all they can do to keep them separated. General Manager Hurricane runs up on the scene and hollers at both men.*

Hurricane: Now stop it, the both of you! I expected better from our TWF Champion and.....*Hurricane glares at Frieza with a mental "I Hate You" look*.....our King of the Ring challenger. I can't let you two put your hands on each other until the PPV. But if you two are so dead set on seeing action this week, then I'm going to make it happen. This Friday night on Smackdown, Crulex, you will pick Frieza's opponent. And Frieza, you will get to make the match that Crulex is in. And if either of you two put your hands on each other from bell to bell, I will do everything in my general manager power to wreck your lives. Now get!

*Frieza forcefully pulls away from the security and smirks at Crulex.*

Frieza: Very well. If that is your ruling, Hurricane, I have no choice but to abide. Crulex, I'm going to give you a taste of Survivor Series on Friday. I hope you enjoy your meal. AHAHAHAHAHA!

*Frieza walks away with a sneer as Crulex stares at the alien challenger.*

Crulex: That's alright with me, Frieza. You'll be the one who finds out what survival of the fittest really means.

*The camera gets a close-up of Crulex's face as Raw cuts to another segment.*

*"My time hits as Randyspeeps makes his way to the stage. He's wearing a team "Ortonsim (TWF)" t-shirt.*

Randyspeeps: As you all know, the WOTU decided to announce some of his members. A guy or gal named The Player, and another guy or gal named Los Icons

JR: I believe Los Icons is a tag team

Cole: Yes. Speeps haven't done his homework.

Randyspeeps: At first I thought Killerband was playing mind games with me. Then I realized it's Killberband...he is the mind game. So now everyone wants me to counteract Killerband's move and announce my first member.

JR: Alright, this is big. Randyspeeps first big announcement.

Cole: Who is it going to be? Jandsman? Hurricane? EFC?

Randyspeeps: I believe to be a true leader you must lead by example. I'm going to do something that Killerband failed to do. Killerband's first thought was, which one of my peasants am I going to get to shed blood for me. I on the other hand have a different idea. The first member of Team Ortonism-TWF is....

Cole: Maybe it's me.

JR: I highly doubt it Cole.

Randyspeeps: RANDYSPEEPS!

Cole: What?

JR: We kinda assume that he was on the team.

Randyspeeps:I know. You are all shocked. Floored. Randyspeeps stepping up to the front line to face some scrubs and their communist leader. It's the least I can do for all of you people who are treated to some of the worst entertainment in E-Fed history.

JR: Well that was underwhelming.

Cole: Typical Speeps.

Randyspeeps: Now that I got that piece of business out of the way, there's something very important that I must reveal.

*Seinfeld comes to the stage with Speeps' Money in the Bank briefcase. He opens the brief case and gives Speeps a video camera.*

Randyspeeps: As you know, Ortonism production have been very busy filming many projects. Recently they've been documenting the Crulex-Majin feud. Well as we speak, there are 20 camera's set up in Pittsburgh, the site of WOTU's Monday Night snoozefest. Let's take a sneak peak at what's going on in the WOTU.

*Camera shifts to the WOTU arena. We are looking in Killerbands office. Killerband gets up from his desk and quickly locks the door. He closes the blinds and looks around the office nervously. He goes to his closet and takes out a duffel bag. He opens the duffel bag and takes out a T-shirt, some kind of electronic device, and deflated balloon.*

Killerband: Tonight's the night. Just me and you.

*Camera zooms around and shows that no one else is in the room. Killerband takes off his T-shirt and puts on the one he took out of the bag. The camera zooms in and shows that it's an Ortonism T-Shirt. On the back it says Enervator. Killerband plugs the electronic device into the wall, and then sticks a hose into the balloon. He turns on the device, which is an air pump. The pump quickly fills the balloon to reveal a blow up doll that resembles Torrie Wilson.*

Killerband: Now Torrie. I have you all to myself. No Batista to interfere.

Killerband (Mimicking Torrie): Oh no Daddy. Don't hurt me.

Killberband: Im Enervator babe. Watch me flex my muscles like Batista. You like that?

Killerband (Mimicking Torrie):Oh Yes!

Killerband: Torrie, I'm putting you on notice!

*Killerband rolls Torrie over*

Killerband (Mimicking Torrie): Spank me czar!

Killerband: Ima give you the Vator bomb.

*Killerband goes to remove his pants, but the video cuts out*

JR: What have we just witnessed?

Cole: There's going to be nothing PG about this feud.

Randyspeeps: Killerband, I don't think you understand who you are truly dealing with. When you ran Ortonism out of the WOTU you made an enemy. A very big bad enemy. And now this enemy is planning to unleash hell on you and whatever other goon you choose to put in harms way. I hope you're going to be watching this Friday night on Smackdown. TWF has a present for you. A present that you will never forget. Plus, team TWF will announce their second member.

*"My time" hits as Randyspeeps makes his way to the back.*

OOC: Just a few things Speeps... Probably should have made this clear before, but didn't for whatever reason. I'm the General Manager of the WOTU, but there is a subtle hint every now and then that Killerband is the "Vince McMahon" of the WOTU, without really saying that persay. Otherwise it was a great promo.