John Cena comes down and bores everyone. Oh wait, he wants a title shot. Gasp and shock. Oh wait, Alberto Del Rio wants a shot. And here's Fatso to say that Dolph Ziggler wants a shot. So does Miz! Johnny Backstab comes otu and says that everyone but Cena will face someone from Smackdown and if they win they face Punk at TLC.
Match #1: The Miz vs Randy Orton. Miz wins via count out when Orton decided to chase after Wade Barrett.
WWE Network! Wet your pants in joy! Meh.
Zach Ryder is talking to Johnny Backstab. He tells him that he won't get a U.S. Title shot. Cena then comes in and offers him a title shot if he beats Zach. Backstab claims that the fans want to see it, and if he wins he gets his US title shot.
David Otunga tells Kevin Nash that he faces Triple H at TLC in a ladder match. And a sledgehammer is hanging above the ring. Then Otunga tells Nash that he has a match, but Nash doesn't care who his opponent is.
Match #2: Alberto Del Rio vs Daniel Bryan. Del Rio wins via submission.
Match #3: Bimbo Bimbo & Eve w/Alicia Fox vs Beth Phoenix & Natalya. Bimbo pins Beth. (It took longer to type than for the match to happen) (The best part was the promo that got interrupted by the Undertaker (?) retun promo, (Jan 2, 2012)
Match #4: Zach Ryder vs John Cena. Cena pins Ryder. (Gasp and shock)
David Otunga is talking to Backstab when Cena comes in and yells at him to leave. Cena yells at Backstab and says that Ryder deserves a shot. Backstab says Ryder will get one more shot, but Cena has to give up his WWE title shot. Cena says fine, but Backstab won't tell him who Ryder is fighting.
Match #5: No DQ, No Count Out: Zach Ryder vs Mark Henry. Ryder pins Henry...after Cena hits the AA on Henry.
Dolph Ziggler finds out who he's facing, Jack Swagger offers his help, but Dolph doesn't want it.
Match #6: Old Man Nash vs Santino Marella. Nash pins Marella and doesn't hurt himself again. (it's a miracle)
Match #7: Dolph Ziggler w/Fatso Guerrero vs Sheamus. Sheamus pins Ziggler.
Contract signing between CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio and The Miz.