John Cena comes to the ring and blathers on about the same stuff he always does. Miz & R-Truth come down to threaten him.
Match #1: Dolph Ziggler w/Fatso Guerrero vs John Morrison. Morrison pins Ziggler
Match #2: JTG vs Mason Ryan. Ryan pins JTG
Zach Ryder bother the Bellas.
Michael Cole is a jackass.
Match #3: Alberto Del Rio vs Kofi Kingston. Del Rio wins via submission.
Del Rio & CM Punk yell at each other.
Hey! The Muppets were on Raw last week!
Match #4: Jack Swagger w/Super Porky vs Santino Marella. Swagger pins Marella.
Bimbo Bimbo comes out to unveil her cover of Maxim. Beth & Natalya spoil the fun, but Alicia Fox and Eve save the day. No one cares.
Johnny Backstab comes out and introduces Old Man Nash. Nash is delusional and still thinks he can wrestle. Some day the nostalgia tour will end.
Brodus Clay promo.
CM Punk makes fun of Johnny Backstab. Then he gets in a fight with David Otunga.
Match #5: The Miz & R-Truth vs John Cena & Zach Ryder. Miz pins Cena.