(After Evan Bourne and Dolph Ziggler were eliminated from the Royal Rumble match)
CM Punk: Let me thank you all for joining me tonight in what will be the most historic moment my Straight Edge Society has ever seen. These are just the first of 29 other men that will be thrown over the top rope. Or if they have the courage that the WWE Universe lacks, they can be saved. And unfortunately, not everybody can win the Royal Rumble. Excuse me, it's clobbering time!