Dolph Ziggler and Super Porky come to the ring. Fatty whines about John Cena. Now she has a doctors note that says she shouldn't be picked up. Kofi Kingston finally comes out and tells her to shut up. Then Jack Swagger comes down and both Jack & Kofi complain about the ending of the ladder match. They both want a rematch. Dolph backs out because he's supposed to be at Teddy Long's party. Teddy comes out and invites all of them to the party, then makes an IC Title match: Dolph vs Kofi vs Swagger.
Match #1: The Big Show vs Cody Rhodes. Show wins via count out.
At Teddy's party. Rosa is feeding Hornswoggle cheese when the weirdo from NXT weasels in. Teddy wants people to make some resolutions, so Drew McIntyre says he will be champion and a better person. Chavo "Anything for a Dollar" Guerrero stumbles in drunk and tells off people, until Teddy tells him the champaign is non-alcoholic. D'oh!
Match #2: Drew McIntyre vs Trent Baretta. McIntyre wins when the ref stops the match.
Back at the party, Chavo whines to the Eagle Man. Teddy was going to give he resolution, but the bitch twins shove him away.
Match #3: Edge & Rey Mysterio vs Alberto Del Rio & Kane. Edge pins Del Rio.
Back at the party, Chavo is still an idiot. Cody & Show yell at each other. Teddy then makes Alberto Del Rio vs Rey Mysterio in a 2 out of 3 falls and Edge vs Kane WHC Last Man Standing.
Match #4: Michelle McCool & Layla vs Beth Phoenix & Natalya. Beth pins Michelle.
At the party, Show dumps the punch on Chavo. Food fight!
Match #5: Intercontinental Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger vs Dolph Ziggler w/A Talking Hippo. Ziggler pins Kingston.