It's the 600th episode celebration!
Match #1: Edge, Randy Orton, John Morrison, R-Truth, Rey Mysterio & John Cena vs CM Punk, Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Drew McIntyre, Kane & Dolph Ziggler. Edge pins Ziggler.
Then it's all ruined by Super Porky. Fatso strips Edge of the WHC and gives it to Dolph Ziggler. The talking hippo claims it was Edge who attacked Teddy Long. So it fires Edge.
Smackdown flashback: Show #1: Triple H vs The Rock
Todd Grisham interviews Cody Rhodes.
Match #2: Eve & Beth Phoenix vs Layla & Maryse. Michelle McCool was at ringside for commentary. Layla pins Eve.
Smackdown flashback: Post 9/11 show.
Did you watch Raw? THE ROCK IS BACK!!!!!! (Yeah, not a recap, but the whole segment….screw you Smackdown!)
Match #3: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz w/Alex Riley. Miz (sigh) pins Kofi. (After getting help from Alberto Del Rio)
We're the at #3 on the all time episode list….if you ignore reality and facts like every other show has seasons and take time off.
Smackdown flashback: Eddie Guerrero's championship celebration.
Match #4: WWE Tag Team Championship: Heath Slater & Justin Gabrie w/Wade Barrett & Ezekiel Jackson vs Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov. Santino wins via DQ.
Smackdown flashback: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Booker T in a supermarket.
Dolph Ziggler and…crap, I've run out of insults for Vickie. Oh, the Blimp hands over the World Heavyweight Title to Ziggler. Sigh. We're all doomed….Then Teddy Long returns!!! He'll save the day! Teddy knows it was Vickie who was responsible for his attack. Fatso denies it but he tells her to shut up. Oh happy day! He tells her that she doesn't have to worry about being after his job and then The Hippo blames everything on Dolph. Teddy says to forget about Dolph's coronation and we are having a World title match right now. He's rehired Edge.
Match #5: World Heavyweight Championship: Edge vs Dolph Ziggler. Edge pins Ziggler.
Teddy Long returns! Dolph…you're fired!!! Edge says he was on the first show and just won the title back on the 600th. Then he leads the audience in the goodbye song. (Na na na na, hey hey goodbye) (Hmm, according to the spoilers, Teddy fired Vickie but it's not on the show)