Teddy Long is in the ring and says that Mark Henry & The Big Show are injured, but they are here and the future of the World Championship will be decided. So of course, Christian comes out to whine that he deserves yet another title shot. CM Punk comes out to insult Johnny Backstab and praise Teddy Long. Then it's time for Christian and Punk to yell at each other.
Match #1: The Miz & R-Truth vs Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston. Truth pins Kingston.
Daniel Bryan and Tyson Kidd argue of whose mentor cried the most on the new DVD.
Teddy wastes time with Hornswoggle. Then Fatso Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler bitch at Teddy. And Jack Swagger can't be at ringside. Time for sex with Aksana.
Match #2: Trent Baretta vs Wade Barrett. Barrett pins Baretta.
Match #3: Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler w/Super Porky. Cody Rhodes was at ringside for commentary. Orton pins Ziggler.
Matt Striker interviews Evil Sin Cara.
Match #4: Tyson Kidd vs Daniel Bryan. Bryan wins via submission.
Recap city II.
Michael Cole is a jackass.
Big Show comes out and talks about Vengeance. Mark Henry comes out and says that Show doesn't deserve a rematch.
Match #5: CM Punk vs Christian. Punk pins Christian.