Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you.
Xena: Again! Why does this always happen?
Gabrielle: (sighs) It's the blue eyes, the leather. Some guys just love leather.
Xena: I think a wardrobe change is in order.
Gabrielle: You could wear chain mail?
Xena: Yeah, but I think that would just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle: You're probably right.
Xena: On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf's skin around. That would turn 'em off!
Gabrielle: That's true. Of course, then you would also be traveling alone.