Joxer: Look, I know this is a marriage made in Hades, but I figure we don't have to abandon every tradition, so here, something old (hands Xena a braided lock of hair), it's a lock of Gabrielle's hair, it's weird, I know, I, I got it when she got a haircut last time, and I want you to have it.
Xena: I don't know what to say.
Joxer: And, um, something new (hands her a flower), I picked it this morning, first bloom of the season. Something borrowed, something borrowed, oh I know, my lucky rabbit's foot (pulls it out from under his breastplate and hands it to Xena) I'm sure it will bring you more luck than the rabbit I --chopped it off of.
Xena: I guess we need something blue now, huh?
Joxer: Oh that's easy. That's me.