Poseidon: Xena, stay out of this! My nephew, Ares, has a fondness for you, I won't be as patient with you meddling in my affairs!
Xena: What have you got against Ulysses, Poseidon?
Poseidon: He blinded my cyclops, Polyphemus!
Xena: (to Ulysses) You blinded his cyclops? Done the same myself!