Xiaolin Showdown Season 1 Episode 4

Master Fung: I shall guard this jade monkey. If you can steal it from me -
Raimundo: (running away) Pass!
Kimiko: (joining Raimundo) Diddo!
Clay: (joining Kimiko) Wait for me!
Omi: (joining them) I mean no disrespect master, but I am so out of here!

Clay: (releasing Katnappe) It's been nice not fighting with you, maam.

Jack: Hand over the tiger claws!
Omi: But...but I just got them!
Jack: Yeah, that's a real tearjerker.

Omi: I am struck by inspiration!

Raimundo: Where would a cat fanatic go?
Clay: I'm guessing the dog park is out.

Dojo: You guys have any inspirations yet?
Omi: Not yet.
Dojo: Fine. I'll just be flying in cirlces. Don't mind me.

Dojo: Except for the part where she slapped us silly and went away, I think that went pretty well.

Kimiko: Katnappe's using the Golden Tiger Claws to committ crimes!
Dojo: Hop on! We've got a cat to declaw!

Omi: (referring to Katnappe) We must stop her! (stands up) Right after I stop the wobbling in my legs.

Clay: (rubbing his arm) Man! I feel like I just got off a bull. Or a bull just got off of me.

Omi: (to Kimiko) You missed a spot.
Kimiko: Thanks. What's that? (points to the left and and throws dirt on the tile by Omi when he isn't looking) Sorry, it was just the wind. You missed a spot too, Omi.

Clay: (watching Raimundo skate on the brushes) I don't think skating is one of the 1,000 lessons we're supposed to be learning.

Master Fung: Your goal, my young dragons in training, was to win while mine was simple not to lose. That is victory enough for me.
Raimundo: Okay, that's one lesson. Where are the other 999?
Master Fung: Perhaps you'll learn those as you scrub the grand hall floors. Don't forget to scrub in between the tiles.

Clay: (when Master Fung breaks the elepant) When that's plum disappointing.

Omi: I have failed. Failure is the road I now walk.

Wuya: With Katnappe by side, I don't need you and your mindless robotic contraptions!
Jack: Hey! Don't insult them! They've got emotion chips!

Wuya: Well done, Katnappe, well done!
Jack: (mocking Wuya) Well done, Katnappe, well done.

Jack: Katnappe can't do a showdown! She's Shen-Gong-Wu-less, if that's even a word.

Omi: Let us remove the lead!
Kimiko: "Get the lead out!"
Omi: That too.

Omi: Talk about rotted timing.
Kimiko: "Rotten timimg."
Omi: That too.

Omi: Might I point out that I am not little. I am small boned.
Clay: My mistake little...umm...partner.

Jack: Stay out of this, Ashley!
Katnappe: My evil name is Katnappe, Doofus.
Jack: Who are you calling Doofus, kitty litter!
Katnappe: Who are you calling kitty litter, robo-freak!

Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happen? I blinked and missed it.

(After Katnappe steals the Golden Tiger Claws)
Jack: (to Wuya) Who's your evil favorite now? Do I hear - Jack Spicer?

Master Fung: The Changing Chopsticks are wondorous Shen-Gong-Wu. They shrink you down to the size of a grain of rice.
Raimundo: Ooh, real scary.
Dojo: Hey, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. So, the smaller they are...
Raimundo: The lighter they fall?

Dojo: You want me to take you to the mall of the world? This official Xiaolin business, or are we just gonna hang out at the food court?

Wuya: Together, we can rule the world!
Katnappe: Sorry, but I don't want to rule the world. Not with you, at least. I mean, bossy much? And Jack? Eugh! Whiny little weirdo!
Jack: I'm not a weirdo!

Jack: Ha! Kittens! What can they --
Katnappe: Oh, did I mention they're genetically altered super kittens?
Jack: Er, no. Th-That didn't come up.

Omi: (about Clay) Ooh ... Where do you think he's going?
Raimundo: Some place with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Wuya: With Katnappé by my side, I don't need you or your mindless robotic contraptions!
(The Jack-bots bow their heads)
Jack: Hey, hey, don't insult them! They've got emotion chips!

Raimundo: These thousand lessons? I'm not getting them. I get maybe 3, 4 tops.

Omi: Hurry, Dojo! To Catatonia land!
Dojo: Malls, theme parks ... you kids sure you're not just playing hookey?

Omi: (referring to Katnappé) Who is that?
Kimiko: And what is with the tacky costume?
Raimundo: Yo, girl. Seen a mirror lately?

(After Kimiko returns from using the Golden Tiger Claws)
Omi: How was it? Where did you go? What was it like? Did you bring me a present?
Kimiko: In that order: Tight, the mountaintop, a little breezy, and sorry, no.

Master Fung: That's another of my thousand lessons.
Dojo: Never bet against Fung!
Master Fung: Up high! (They high-five)
Dojo: Down low! (they high-five again)