Xiaolin Showdown Season 3 Episode 6

(The monks are talking about what the do with the T-rex)
Omi: I know! We can take her back to the temple!
Clay: But Master Fung can barely feed me!

(Wuya is about to get eaten by the T-Rex)
Wuya: Jack! Use your Shen-Gong-Wu!
Jack: Changing Chopsticks!
(Wuya shrinks)
Wuya: Not me, you fool!
Jack: Changing Chopsticks! (Shrinks himself, then Wuya kicks him in the butt).

Raimundo: (about Jack Spicer) Hey, Girly-Boy's getting away with the Rio Reverso!

Wuya: I must find a way to-
Chase: To what? Find more Shen-Gong-Wu?
Wuya: No! To...Change my hairstyle! I was thinking big hair! Really big hair!
Chase: You'd better change your attitude or you won't have any hair.

Chase Young: Excellent Spicer, take me to Wuya, and the Rio Reverso is all yours.
Jack Spicer: Looks like evil boy genius just gained some respect around here! (grins)
(Chase Young grabs his face and throws him off the cliff).

Clay: I don't know what feels worse, my butt, or getting my butt kicked by Jack Spicer.

Omi: Dojo, find the wu while we polish their watches!
Raimundo: Clean their clocks.

Omi: Chew on that sentence Jack Spicer!
Clay: I think the little fella means eat those words.

Raimundo: Oh great, another lesson on why getting our butts kicked is good for us.
Master Fung: Raimundo! It is not about the winning or losing, but the journey itself.
Raimundo: No! It's about the winning, journeys are for tourists. I say we raid Spicer's lair and get back our wu.
Master Fung: A house built on unstable ground is surely to crumble.
Raimundo: We're not trying to build a house! We're trying to beat evil!

Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, your at the top of your rope, spoon over the Wu! (Wuya didn't understand what he said)
Jack: (thinking) Hmmmmmmmmm.....I know! The jig is up, your at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! (dances with a hip-hop music then opens jacket to reveal badge with Super Genius written on it).

Clay: (About T-rex) Why don't you talk to her Dojo? You're practically one of them critters.
Dojo: I beg your pardon?! That's like me saying you're practically a monkey! Just because she speaks with a british accent, doesn't mean she's smart, like us dragons. We fly, breathe fire, chew with our mouths closed...
(T-rex destroys a section of bridge).

Clay: What a Do-joke!

Omi: We can defeat dinosaurs! It's not like they're (shudders) squirrels.

Omi: I am just glad that it was actually Wuya and not Jack who defeated us; at least the world makes sense!

Jack: Aren't they DINO-CUUUUUUUUTE?

(Kimiko launches her Sparrow Arrows at T-Rex)
T-Rex: Oh, please.
(T-Rex catches the fire ball and the Xiaolin warriors went wide-eyed.)
T-Rex: I take my tea hotter than that.

Omi: I never knew Raimundo could play chess.
Kimiko: I never knew Raimundo could do something with his mind.

Kimiko: Wudai Fire Shield!

Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disimbodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room.

(Jack introducing his dinosaur security)
Jack: Dino-Dude! Dino-Dash and Dino-Gal!
Raimundo: What do they Dino-what?
Jack: Dino-meal, of course!
RaimundoCan we knock off the Dino-talk it's getting really annoying.
Jack: Too bad your Dino-alone, they sure worked up a Dino-appetite!

(After Wuya feeds the T-rex sugar cubes so the T-rex will obey her)
Wuya: Now, do as I say, eat the young monks, starting with the yummy looking cheese ball!
(Wuya points to Omi)
Omi: I am no Cheese ball! I am a Xiaolin Warrior!

(Wuya and Jack are getting ready to be eaten by the T-Rex)
Omi: We can not just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack be chewed up by a big dinosaur!
Kimiko: Your right!, somebody better get teh cam-corder!

(Wuya takes the Rio Reverso from Jack with the Ruby of Ramses)
Jack: Hey, no far, that's my wu!
Wuya: Didn't I teach you anything?, evil doers don't whine!
(Jack sobbing)
Jack: I'm not whining, I'm making an argument now give it..give it back!