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Dojo Kanojo Cho
Master Fung (Season 1)
Master Fung (Season 2+)
When Jack Spicer falls asleep after his first day, he is in his Xiaolin Robes. But, when Jack arrives during the warrior's battle with the minibots, he is in his Frankenstein Pajamas. Although Jack could have changed in the time in-between, judging by how deeply Jack fell into sleep and how drowzy he was as he emerged during the battle, it was a clothes mix-up.
The reversing mirror is supposed to reverse the effects of Shen-Gong-Wu, but in this episode Jack uses it to deflect Katnappe's woozy shooter attack back at her.
In other episodes, the Orb of Tornami was about the size of Omi's head. When he pulled it out in front of Jack's quarters, it could fit in the palm of his hand.
Omi: I have 4 aces.
kimiko: He's lying.
Raimundo: The dude is playin us.
Clay: We got him this time.
Omi: Read them and begin your weeping.
Raimundo: That's read'em and weep. And I'm about to.
Clay: Aw, how do you win every hand?
Omi: It is most simple, I cheat. (everyone stare angry at him) (Omi laughs again) No, I am a liar when I say I cheat.
Kimiko: How do we know you're not lying to us now?
Omi: Because, you are all my friends. I could never lie to my friends. (Omi laughs) I have mastered deception. let's play again. (everyone throws cards and leave) (Omi slides card up sleve).
Omi: Hee hee, I did it, I have acomplished xiaolin liar.
Dojo: You had some day there champ. (Dojo count while talking) You lied your head off, broke into a lair, cracked open a safe, and (looks confused) had a girl beat up. Mmm.
Omi: Yes fighting on the side of good is most rewarding.
(Omi and Jack both touch the Monsoon Sandals at the same time)
Omi: Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Truth or Lies! Last to fall wins!
Jack: My Lotus Twister, against your Silk Spinner!
Omi: Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
(Thousands of balloons float up, each with one of three Chinese words on it: Shi ('yes', or "true"), Bu ('no', or "false"), and Zhong (equivalent to "middle ground"). Jack is standing on a "true" balloon, and Omi is standing on a "false" balloon.)
Both: GONG YI TAMPAI!!
Omi: Jack Spicer, telling the truth is definitely not your element!
Jack: Yeah, but snakey is. (pops Omi's balloon with the blade of his Heli-Bot)
Omi: AHHH!! (lands on a "middle ground" balloon; bounces back up and lands on Jack's ballon. This forces Jack to jump backwards onto another balloon (a "true" balloon), which Omi pops.)
Jack: WHOOOOAA!! (He falls, but soon comes back up on a "middle ground" balloon.)
Omi: Jack Spicer! Truth or Lie? You seek world domination because you feel small and worthless?
Jack: Lie! (His balloon spins around, and shows the word "false".)
Omi: No! Truth!
(Jack's balloon pops)
Jack: WHOOOAA! (lands on a "false" balloon.) My turn! Truth or Lie? You work so hard as a Xiaolin Monk because you know you're an oddball geek with a big head?
Omi: Ha! That is most ridiculous! Lie!
(His "middle ground" balloon spins around, and shows the word "true" on it.)
Jack: But you do have a big ego!
Omi: No, my ego is the right size!
(His word "true" quickly flips to a "false", and pops.)
Jack: You lied!
Omi: Silk Spinner!! (snags onto the bottom of Jack's balloon.)
Jack: (fights to keep his balance on his wobbling balloon) Who-ah-ah-ahhh!
(Omi leaps to another balloon.)
Omi: (brandishing his Silk Spinner at Jack) Truth or Lie? Did you steal the Shen-Gong-Wu because you feared that you would fail at good just as you have failed at evil?
Jack: (scoffs) Jack Spicer? Fail? Lie!
Omi: No! Truth! (Jack's 'false' balloon pops into a 'true' balloon) Truth! (Jack's 'true' balloon pops into a 'middle ground' balloon) And MORE Truth! (Jack's balloon pops for good, and he screams as he falls.)
Jack: WHOOOA!! Lotus Twister!! (His arm stretches and snags around a 'middle ground' balloon. He breaths a silent sigh of relief.) Did you really believe me when I agreed to turn good? Or did you just take me in because you wanted to prove your friends wrong?
Omi: I believed you! (His features sadden) And you disappointed me... Deeply... (His balloon spins from 'middle ground' to 'true'.)
Jack: (surprised) Really? Well...! You shouldn't have! I was planning to turn on you all along! (His balloon spins to show the word 'false'.)
Omi: You lied...! (Jack's balloon pops, and he screams as he falls, and falls, and falls...) You DID try!
(Showdown ends; Omi is the winner).
(Omi and Katnappe sneak into Jack's house)
Omi: (busts down the door with a flying kick) Hyah! Time for my revenge, Jack Spicer! (aims a flying kick at Jack, and connects. Jack's head comes flying off.) Huh...? (The head rolls to a stop in front of Omi, and his eyes bulge, as he leaps into Katnappe's arms.) AAHHH!!! I DID NOT WANT THAT MUCH REVENGE!!
Katnappe: Eh, that's just one of his stupid robots. (pushes Omi off, leaving him on the ground still staring wide-eyed at Robo-Jack's severed head.)
Jack: (yawns, and stretches) Hey guys, what's going on?
Katnappe: Four monks down, and one whiny geek to go.
Jack: I'M NOT WHINY!!
Katnappe: (pulls out the Woozy Shooter) Whoozy Shooter!
Jack: (scowls, and pulls out the Reversing Mirror) Reversing Mirror!
(This catches Katnappe off-guard, and she yowls as she gets a faceful of purple smoke.)
Jack: My only goal in life was to be the world's biggest jerk... and I even failed at that.
Omi: If it would make you feel better... I will always think of you as a jerk.
Raimundo: Me too!
Kimiko: The stinkiest!
Clay: Like roadkill in July! Jack: (Hugging them all) Thanks you guys... it's good to know that you can enemies you can count on...
Omi: (Gasps) THREE SECOND RULE! (Jack drops them)
Omi: I will not let you up!
Master Fung: Down.
Omi: (Coming in from top of screen) In any direction!
Chase: You've proven yourself. I welcome you as my new apprentice.
Jack: (jumps into Chase's arms) Oh, thank you! Thank you! All I can say is ... Jack Spicer has arrived!
Chase: Ugh, three second rule! (drops Jack)).
Chase Young: Katnappé has won the apprentice position. You have won my pity.
Jack: So, in a way, we're all winners.
Chase Young: You are a pathetic excuse for an evil boy genius.
Wuya: And he can't even dress himself! Look! Different colored socks!
Jack: Hey, I just have trouble with my reds and browns!
This is the fourth time a Xiaolin Showdown happens at Jack's house. THe first time was in Hear Some Evil, See Some Evil. The second time was in The Emperor Scorpion Strikes Back. The third time was in The Last Temptation of Raimundo.
When Jack joined the temple his outfit had the blue sash which was handed to the monks at their apprentice level.
In this episode, Jack attempted to be good, which means in the future, he could possibly turn good for the whole show.
Running Gag: Omi, Jack, and Chase saying "3 second rule" whenever they were hugged.
Katnappé makes Omi fall for her, which is the second time he gets a crush on a villain.
The Warriors now have the Woozy Shooter. Jack now has and the Ring of the Nine Dragons. Katnappe has the Reversing Mirror and the Shroud of Shadows.
Kimiko's hairstyle: Black and long.
Katnappé, Robo-Jack, Chase Young, and the U-bots all return.
Showdown: Omi vs. Jack - Truth or lies. Last to fall wins. Omi's Silk Spinner against Jack's Lotus Twister for the Moonsoon Sandals.
Featured Shen-Gong-Wu: Woozy Shooter.
The attack Omi uses on his Omibot is similar toe the Program Advance move from Megaman NT Warrior.
Woozy Shooter's Haze
The purple smoke that the Woozy Shooter emits could be a reference to a Jimmy Hendrix song called Purple Haze.
The title of this episode could be a reference to the hit reality show The Apprentice, in which contestants compete for a job under Donald Trump.
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