Kim: One summer our parents took us to colonial Williamsburg and Christine got arrested.
Christine: OK that place is just bogus, alright, because if the whole town is supposed to be set in the 1700s then the gift shop shouldn't have security cameras.
Christine: That's not the gift. We didn't just rip out a magazine article for you. What do you think we are, homeless people?
Greg: Well, technically.
Music: "That Smell" (Lynyrd Skynyrd), performed by Anthony Clark; "The Wheels on the Bus"
The original broadcast was a part of "Laugh Your Head Off! Monday."