Jimmy: Hey, Greg, I made you a cup of coffee for your drive. It's not every day you get to be a guest in my house, and I get to repay you for everything you've done for me.
Greg: Well, that's a sweet thought, Jimmy, but you've lived in my house for four years, and I fed your entire family every single night. I've loaned you money, gotten you a job. Basically, done everything short of breathing air into your lungs. So you think this cup of coffee is going to be payback for all that?
Jimmy: I could pour you a bowl of cereal if you got time.