Christine: Wow, one day in the gym and you're already looking buff. (pinches his sweater) What, is this like the world's thickest sweatshirt?
Greg: Yeah, the gym's cold.
Kim: Maybe you should go to college (Christine laughs)
Jimmy: No, don't laugh. She's right, there's a lot of good jobs at college. You could work in the library, sell hot dogs... oh, my God, you could smell like hot dogs.
Jimmy: I just can't be in the house in the morning.
Greg: Why not?
Jimmy: I can't because stupid me told Christine that I'd let her sleep in for a month and that I'd cook the kids breakfast, but I can't take it anymore!
Greg: Jimmy, Christine's birthday was 10 days ago.
Jimmy: So? Have you seen these kids eat?!
Jimmy: (when Jimmy wakes up Greg very early in the morning to go work out) You can't fire me, you're not even paying me.
Greg: I'll give you a $1,000 to shut up.
Kim: (sleepily) I'll give you both $1,000 to shut up.
Greg: (on her supermarket job) Hey! How was your first day?
Christine: Great. I quit.
Jimmy: Quit? What about the free meat?
Kim: How was the workout today?
Jimmy: It was great. Today we worked with his legs and glutes.
Jimmy: His butt. I gave him a rounder, more firmer butt.
Kim: Good. Finally something to hold up those pants.
(Greg comes in)
Kim: How are those glutes? (hits his butt)
Kim: Like two little coconuts!
Kim: (about Greg not working out when he bought a membership) So basically you payed $300 for a milkshake.
Greg: Kim, it's a smoothie, it doesn't have ice cream in it. It has sherbet... and a little bit of kiwi.
Kim: And you said me waxing my legs was wasting money.
Greg: I can't believe it, I have to get another man to play with my kid.
Jimmy: If I don't gain feeling, I have to get another man to play with my wife.
Jimmy: Greg's going to start lifting weights and there's nothing wrong with that.
Christine: Yeah there isn't anything wrong with...(Jimmy and
Christine start laughing)
Jimmy: You picturing a skinny guy lifting weights?
Postponed from September 24, 2001 due to the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.