Kim: Um, unfortunately, the projects I ask you to do are a part of your job.
Christine: Yeah, you keep saying that, but, um, I took a peek at the--the company handbook, and, um, taking your underwear back to The Gap because your thong is too "thongy?" Not part of the job description.
Kim: This is--this is so typical.
Christine: Excuse me?
Kim: You're always looking for the easy way out. It goes all the way back to high school. You would steal my boyfriends because you refused to do the job of getting them yourself.
Christine: Hey, I didn't steal them. They came to me because there were certain jobs you refused to do.
Kim: I had braces with rubber bands.