Billy: Hey, Kim, remember Todd Jonas?
Kim: Oh, God, I hope he's not at the reunion.
Greg: Why? Who's Todd Jonas?
Kim: Oh, God, this guy who had a huge crush on me all through high school. Oh, he'd write me poetry, hang around my locker... even drive by my house late at night. He was totally obsessed with me.
Christine: It worked out great for me. I once sold him Kim's bath towel for 50 bucks.
Kim: Thanks a lot for that. He wore it around school like a cape.